Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

One Warm, Sunny Day

My Mirror Likes to Argue

My Ugly Pug

My Dog’s Name Is “Cat”

Homework, I Love You

My Brother Just Eats Candy

I Like Myself the Way I Am

My Brother’s a Bother

My Cat Knows Karate

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate

My Virtual Puppy

I Bought a Maserati

Today I Got a Valentine


I Made a New Password

My Teacher Ate My Homework

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

I Think My Dad is Dracula

Pet Shopping

My Teacher Took My iPod

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Olympic Granny

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

My Dog Does My Homework

Joe the Emoji

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Santa's Feeling Sick

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Deep Sea Dance

The Games in My Room

Sleeping Beauty

Pimple Problem

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

My Dog Ate My Homework

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

I Went to the Barber


Swinging from the Lights

I Played a Game

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Running Late

When Larry Made Lasagna


How Not to Play With Your Food

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

And Backed My Car into a Tree

All My Great Excuses

After Thanksgiving

Our Teacher's a Hippie

The Cough

Ugly Couple

My Senses All are Backward

November Is upon Us

Hitting Rules

My Sister's Name is Seven

Belinda Bell

Welcome Back to School

Today I Wrote this Poem

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Foolish Fiona

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Opposite Day

Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

Homework, I Love You

Poor Cinderella

Xbox, Xbox

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Wendy Wise

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

My Mother Does My Homework

Maine Event

Love Sick

My Brother Just Eats Candy

Christmas Shopping

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Not-So Fast Food

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

Merlo the Magnificent

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

This Poem's Not About a Dog

I Tried to Do My Homework

Five Sense Nonsense

Random Miranda

Frank the Friendly Alien

I'm Clever Whenever

My Lunch

My Ugly Pug

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Please Don't Read This Poem

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Swimming Ool

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

Cookies for Santa

Let Me out of the Classroom

The Armpit of Doom

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

I Like Myself the Way I Am

April Fool's Day

Wayne the Stegosaurus