Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

I Don’t Watch TV

Don’t Forget to Floss

My City

I Have a Bunch of Batteries

Book Storm

An Echo in My Room

Sick Day

Lonely Phone

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate

My Virtual Puppy

April Fool's Day

I Bought a Maserati

My Teacher Ate My Homework

My Dog Does My Homework

I Made a New Password


More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Don't Forget to Floss

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

My Teacher Took My iPod

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Olympic Granny

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Pet Shopping

Today I Got a Valentine

The Games in My Room

Deep Sea Dance

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Joe the Emoji

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Sick Day

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Pimple Problem

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Sleeping Beauty

I Played a Game

Santa's Feeling Sick

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

When Larry Made Lasagna

Maine Event

Running Late

Gabby's Baby Beagle

All My Great Excuses

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

Christmas Shopping


I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

My Dog Ate My Homework

After Thanksgiving

And Backed My Car into a Tree

The Cough

Hitting Rules

I Love Me

November Is upon Us

Our Teacher's a Hippie

Belinda Bell

How Not to Play With Your Food

Merlo the Magnificent

My Sister's Name is Seven

I Have a Bunch of Batteries

I Went to the Barber


My Senses All are Backward

Opposite Day

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Ugly Couple

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Poor Cinderella

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My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Xbox, Xbox

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

My Mother Does My Homework

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Love Sick

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

I Don't Watch TV

Swinging from the Lights


Wendy Wise

Not-So Fast Food

Welcome Back to School

Five Sense Nonsense

Homework, I Love You

Random Miranda

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Let Me out of the Classroom

Today I Wrote this Poem

I Tried to Do My Homework

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Frank the Friendly Alien

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

My Lunch

Cookies for Santa

Please Don't Read This Poem

I'm Clever Whenever

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Foolish Fiona


This Poem's Not About a Dog

Swimming Ool

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room