Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

On Dinosaur Island

The Candy Cane Collector

A Tiny, Spiny Dinosaur

I Didn’t Do It

Try to Lick Your Elbow

Spring Is Here!

Everything We Learn at School

Cheese Breeze

I Don’t Watch TV

Don’t Forget to Floss

My City

I Have a Bunch of Batteries

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate

My Virtual Puppy

April Fool's Day

I Bought a Maserati

My Dog Does My Homework

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

I Made a New Password

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

My Teacher Took My iPod

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

The Games in My Room

My Teacher Ate My Homework

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.


Olympic Granny

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Pet Shopping

Today I Got a Valentine

Sleeping Beauty

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

Joe the Emoji

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Deep Sea Dance

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Running Late

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

Sick Day

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Pimple Problem

Gabby's Baby Beagle

I Played a Game

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

My Dog Ate My Homework

All My Great Excuses

And Backed My Car into a Tree

When Larry Made Lasagna

Santa's Feeling Sick


Oh My Darling, Valentine

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

I Love Me

Merlo the Magnificent

I Went to the Barber

Today I Wrote this Poem

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

After Thanksgiving

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

Our Teacher's a Hippie

The Cough

My Sister's Name is Seven

Deer Mrs. Teecher

Let Me out of the Classroom

My Girlfriend

I'm Staying Home From School Today

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Opposite Day

November Is upon Us

Belinda Bell

Maine Event

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

My Senses All are Backward

How Not to Play With Your Food

Swinging from the Lights

Hitting Rules

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

I'm Clever Whenever

My Mother Does My Homework

Xbox, Xbox

I Have a Bunch of Batteries

Welcome Back to School

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Love Sick


Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Not-So Fast Food

Wendy Wise

A Hippo Is Bounding around on My Head

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Ugly Couple

Christmas Shopping

Random Miranda

A Tiny, Spiny Dinosaur

Cookies for Santa

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

The Contents of My Desk

I Tried to Do My Homework

My Excellent Education

My Lunch

Five Sense Nonsense

Homework, I Love You

Poor Cinderella

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Frank the Friendly Alien

The Armpit of Doom

This Poem's Not About a Dog

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

Foolish Fiona

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

Wayne the Stegosaurus

To B or Not to B