Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Sick Day

Lonely Phone

I Tried to Find a Dinosaur

I Made a Wish

I Made Myself a Sandwich

One Warm, Sunny Day

My Mirror Likes to Argue

My Ugly Pug

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate

My Virtual Puppy

I Bought a Maserati

My Dog Does My Homework

I Made a New Password

My Teacher Ate My Homework


April Fool's Day

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

Today I Got a Valentine

I Think My Dad Is Dracula


I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Teacher Took My iPod

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Pet Shopping

Olympic Granny

I'm Staying Home From School Today

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Joe the Emoji

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Deep Sea Dance


Santa's Feeling Sick

I Tried to Take a Selfie

The Games in My Room

Pimple Problem

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

And Backed My Car into a Tree

Sick Day

My Dog Ate My Homework

When Larry Made Lasagna

Sleeping Beauty

I Played a Game

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Running Late

How Not to Play With Your Food


All My Great Excuses

Maine Event

Swinging from the Lights

Let Me out of the Classroom

Ugly Couple

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

After Thanksgiving

My Senses All are Backward

November Is upon Us

Hitting Rules

The Cough

Our Teacher's a Hippie

Today I Wrote this Poem

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

Welcome Back to School

My Sister's Name is Seven

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

I Went to the Barber

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

Opposite Day

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Merlo the Magnificent

Christmas Shopping


Xbox, Xbox

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Wendy Wise

Poor Cinderella

Love Sick

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My Mother Does My Homework

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Homework, I Love You

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Not-So Fast Food

Belinda Bell

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Foolish Fiona

Five Sense Nonsense

I'm Clever Whenever

Random Miranda

I Tried to Do My Homework

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

My Lunch

Cookies for Santa

Please Don't Read This Poem

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Frank the Friendly Alien

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Swimming Ool

This Poem's Not About a Dog

Gabby's Baby Beagle

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

The Armpit of Doom

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

Wayne the Stegosaurus