My Hot Dog Is Soggy

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My Hot Dog Is Soggy by Kenn Nesbitt

My hot dog is soggy.
My burger is wet.
My chicken is dripping.
I’m getting upset.

My corn on the cob
and my coleslaw and pie,
are so full of water
I think I might cry.

My chips are like liquid
along with my fruit.
My kids are all giggling.
They think that it’s cute.

I promise you this…
That’s the last time that I
let them play with the hose
on the Fourth of July.