My Puppy Ate My Earbuds
From the book My Cat Knows Karate
My puppy ate my earbuds.
My puppy ate my socks.
My puppy chewed my tennis shoes
and all my Lego blocks.
He gnawed upon my iPod
as if it were a bone.
He nibbled my Nintendo Switch
and munched my mobile phone.
He grazed upon my skateboard,
consumed my catcher’s mitts,
and chomped my chess and checkers sets
to tiny little bits.
He polished off my pillow,
my blanket, and my sheet.
My homework seems to be the
only thing he will not eat.
— Kenn Nesbitt
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Reading Level: Grade 4
Topics: Animal Poems, School Poems, Science and Technology Poems
Poetic Techniques: Irony, List Poems, Narrative Poems
From the book My Cat Knows Karate
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