Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Hot Dog Is Soggy by Kenn Nesbitt
My Hot Dog Is Soggy
My Brother's Insistent by Kenn Nesbitt
My Brother’s Insistent
The Pirate of Pickletown by Kenn Nesbitt
The Pirate of Pickletown
A Rumble in My Bedroom by Kenn Nesbitt
A Rumble in My Bedroom
I like It When It's Quiet by Kenn Nesbitt
I Like It When It’s Quiet
Our Baseball Team Is Always Last by Kenn Nesbitt
Our Baseball Team Is Always Last
My Ice Cream Is Melting by Kenn Nesbitt
My Ice Cream Is Melting
The Cow on the Hill by Kenn Nesbitt
The Cow on the Hill
I Love to Read a Mystery by Kenn Nesbitt
I Love to Read a Mystery
I Went out Exploring by Kenn Nesbitt
I Went out Exploring
Crash Bang Boom by Kenn Nesbitt
Crash! Bang! Boom!

My Brother Plays Dungeons and Dragons

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Hot Dog Is Soggy

Computer Cat

I Made a Meme this Morning

My Dog Likes to Disco

Our Magic Toilet

Switch Switch

My Cat Knows Karate

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Please Don't Prank Your Parents

My Brother's Insistent

Good Morning, Dear Students

April Fool's Day

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

The Games in My Room

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

I Bought a Maserati

Our Holiday Shopping

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

My Dog Does My Homework

Pet Shopping

Lost and Found

Our Dog's Name is Roomba


My Sloth Is Supersonic


Homework Stew

Peter Passed a Note Today

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

My Virtual Puppy

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

Falling Asleep in Class

I Can't Wait for Summer

I Hypnotized the Teacher

I Made a New Password

My Brother Plays Dungeons and Dragons

Today I Got a Valentine

Tiny Todd the Turtle

The Dog Ate Our Dinner

Lunchbox Love Note

Olympic Granny

I Dreamed it Was December

Sleeping Beauty

If School Were More like Baseball

All My Great Excuses

My Father Can't Find Me

My Flat Cat

Advice from Dracula

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

We Ate All the Cheetos

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

My Koala's Not a Doctor

The Football Game Is on TV

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

My Christmas Travel Plan

Gabby's Baby Beagle

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

How to Write a Very Long Poem


Today I Wrote this Poem

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

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I Woke up this Morning

Vacation Cancellation

A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night

I Tried to Take a Selfie

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

My Teacher Took My iPod

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

Here's a Silly Poem

My Creepy Costume

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

Zoom Gloom

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

Running Late

Pickle with Cheddar

I Dreamed that I Was Flying

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

I Went to the Movies

Cooking Class

Chocolate for Breakfast

On New Year's Day

You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Joe the Emoji

Sleeping Santa

Online Is Fine

My Grandma Bought a Rocking Chair

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

It's Winter Vacation

Sick Day

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Valentine's Day Card

The Birds Are Chirping Happily


Deep Sea Dance

The Pirate of Pickletown

Somebody Stole My Butt

My Dog Ate My Homework

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

Santa's Feeling Sick

This Morning Is Our History Test

Yesterday I Took a Test