Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Smart Family by Kenn Nesbitt
My Smart Family
My Dad Was a Custodian by Kenn Nesbitt
My Dad Was a Custodian
The Geese Are Honking Overhead by Kenn Nesbitt
The Geese Are Honking Overhead

Last Night I Made Friends with a Giant
My Parents Both Are Humans by Kenn Nesbitt
My Parents Both Are Humans
My Hot Dog Is Soggy by Kenn Nesbitt
My Hot Dog Is Soggy
My Brother's Insistent by Kenn Nesbitt
My Brother’s Insistent
The Pirate of Pickletown by Kenn Nesbitt
The Pirate of Pickletown
A Rumble in My Bedroom by Kenn Nesbitt
A Rumble in My Bedroom
I like It When It's Quiet by Kenn Nesbitt
I Like It When It’s Quiet
Our Baseball Team Is Always Last by Kenn Nesbitt
Our Baseball Team Is Always Last
My Ice Cream Is Melting by Kenn Nesbitt
My Ice Cream Is Melting

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

Computer Cat

I Made a Meme this Morning

Our Magic Toilet

My Dog Likes to Disco

Switch Switch

My Cat Knows Karate

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Good Morning, Dear Students

April Fool's Day

Please Don't Prank Your Parents

The Games in My Room

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I Bought a Maserati

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

My Dog Does My Homework

Pet Shopping

Our Holiday Shopping

Lost and Found


Our Dog's Name is Roomba

My Sloth Is Supersonic


I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Homework Stew

My Virtual Puppy

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

I Hypnotized the Teacher

Peter Passed a Note Today

Falling Asleep in Class

I Made a New Password

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

I Can't Wait for Summer

Tiny Todd the Turtle

Today I Got a Valentine

The Dog Ate Our Dinner

Lunchbox Love Note

Olympic Granny

I Dreamed it Was December

My Brother Plays Dungeons and Dragons

Sleeping Beauty

If School Were More like Baseball

My Father Can't Find Me

All My Great Excuses

My Flat Cat

Advice from Dracula

We Ate All the Cheetos

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

The Football Game Is on TV

My Koala's Not a Doctor

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

My Christmas Travel Plan

Gabby's Baby Beagle

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid


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Vacation Cancellation

I Woke up this Morning

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

How to Write a Very Long Poem

I Tried to Take a Selfie

My Teacher Took My iPod

My Creepy Costume

Today I Wrote this Poem

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

Here's a Silly Poem

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

Running Late

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

Zoom Gloom

A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night

Cooking Class

Chocolate for Breakfast

I Dreamed that I Was Flying

On New Year's Day

Pickle with Cheddar

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball

Joe the Emoji

It's Winter Vacation

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Online Is Fine

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet

I Went to the Movies

Sleeping Santa

My Grandma Bought a Rocking Chair

Sick Day

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!


Deep Sea Dance

Somebody Stole My Butt

My Dog Ate My Homework

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

Valentine's Day Card

The Birds Are Chirping Happily

I Need to Do My Homework

Santa's Feeling Sick

After Thanksgiving

Yesterday I Took a Test

This Morning Is Our History Test

Today I Wore a Costume