Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

I Swept the Dog by Kenn Nesbitt
I Swept the Dog
This Afternoon I Met a Slark by Kenn Nesbitt
This Afternoon I Met a Slark
I Might Have Met a Monster by Kenn Nesbitt
I Might Have Met a Monster
It's Raining Cats and Dogs Today by Kenn Nesbitt
It’s Raining Cats and Dogs Today
Michael's Viking Bicycle by Kenn Nesbitt
Michael’s Viking Bicycle
My Frog Was in an Accident by Kenn Nesbitt
My Frog Was in an Accident
I Took My Canoe to the Ocean by Kenn Nesbitt
I Took My Canoe to the Ocean
I Spotted a Pie on the Sidewalk by Kenn Nesbitt
I Spotted a Pie on the Sidewalk
Mr. Negative by Kenn Nesbitt
Mr. Negative
Too Cold! by Kenn Nesbitt
Too Cold!
A Festival for Frogs by Kenn Nesbitt
A Festival for Frogs
My Absolutely True Life Story by Kenn Nesbitt
My Absolutely True Life Story

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

I Made a Meme this Morning

Computer Cat

Switch Switch

My Dog Likes to Disco

Our Magic Toilet

My Cat Knows Karate

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

The Games in My Room

Good Morning, Dear Students

April Fool's Day

I Bought a Maserati

I Swept the Dog

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

Please Don't Prank Your Parents

My Sloth Is Supersonic


My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

Lost and Found

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

Our Dog's Name Is Roomba


My Dog Does My Homework

My Brother Plays Dungeons and Dragons

My Virtual Puppy

Our Holiday Shopping

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Pet Shopping

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

A Festival for Frogs

The Dog Ate Our Dinner

I Hypnotized the Teacher

Homework Stew

Tiny Todd the Turtle

Advice from Dracula

Falling Asleep in Class

Olympic Granny

The Football Game Is on TV

I Can't Wait for Summer

My Kitten Is a Ninja

I Made a New Password

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

My Father Can't Find Me

Sleeping Beauty

Today I Got a Valentine

My Flat Cat

Peter Passed a Note Today

We Ate All the Cheetos

A Fishy List

All My Great Excuses

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Gabby's Baby Beagle

Lunchbox Love Note

My Brother Punched Me in the Head

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

My New Remote

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Benjamin Blink Drank Invisible Ink

I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet

My Koala's Not a Doctor

I Tried to Take a Selfie

A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night

My Hot Dog Is Soggy

I Woke up this Morning

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

The Man from Planet X

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

I Went to the Movies

Vacation Cancellation


My Creepy Costume

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

Pickle with Cheddar

Sick Day

Today I Wrote this Poem

If School Were More like Baseball

Don't Rat on a Mouse

Unsteady Teddy

Sleeping Santa

Somebody Stole My Butt

My Teacher Took My iPod

Joe the Emoji

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Cooking Class

Here's a Silly Poem

Our Math Teacher's Missing

Zoom Gloom

I Dreamed it Was December

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

Things You Don't Need to Know

Running Late

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Chocolate for Breakfast

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

My Christmas Travel Plan

I'm Glad at Last It's Halloween

Pizza, Pizza, I Love You

How to Write a Very Long Poem

Deep Sea Dance

My Sister Should Be an Explorer

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