Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Ice Pops, Ice Pops by Kenn Nesbitt
Ice Pops, Ice Pops
Bernadette the Burper by Kenn Nesbitt
Bernadette the Burper
I Found a Secret Passageway by Kenn Nesbitt
I Found a Secret Passageway

Hyper Nate
Annette the Detective by Kenn Nesbitt
Annette the Detective
The Sofa Ate My Father by Kenn Nesbitt
The Sofa Ate My Father
The Underwear Tree by Kenn Nesbitt
The Underwear Tree
Mother's Day Breakfast by Kenn Nesbitt
Mother’s Day Breakfast
My Smelly Telephone by Kenn Nesbitt
My Smelly Telephone
An Oyster Celebration by Kenn Nesbitt
An Oyster Celebration
Our Parents Were Kidnapped by Pirates by Kenn Nesbitt
Our Parents Were Kidnapped by Pirates
Splash by Kenn Nesbitt
Splash!

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!


Bernadette the Burper

I Made a Meme this Morning

Computer Cat

Ice Pops, Ice Pops

Our Magic Toilet

My Dog Likes to Disco

Switch Switch

My Cat Knows Karate

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

The Games in My Room

Good Morning, Dear Students

I Bought a Maserati

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.


Our Holiday Shopping

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

My Sloth Is Supersonic

April Fool's Day

Please Don't Prank Your Parents

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

Nicknames

Our Dog's Name Is Roomba

My Dog Does My Homework

AstroCow

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

A Festival for Frogs

My Virtual Puppy

Tiny Todd the Turtle

Lost and Found

Pet Shopping

The Dog Ate Our Dinner

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

My Kitten Is a Ninja

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

Falling Asleep in Class

Olympic Granny

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

Homework Stew

My Brother Plays Dungeons & Dragons

The Football Game Is on TV

My Father Can't Find Me

I Can't Wait for Summer

I Hypnotized the Teacher

Advice from Dracula

Peter Passed a Note Today

I Made a New Password

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My Brother Punched Me in the Head

We Ate All the Cheetos

My Flat Cat

My New Remote

Today I Got a Valentine

Sleeping Beauty

All My Great Excuses

Lunchbox Love Note

My Koala's Not a Doctor

Pickle with Cheddar

Benjamin Blink Drank Invisible Ink

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

I Went to the Movies

Gabby's Baby Beagle

A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night

The Underwear Tree

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

My Hot Dog Is Soggy

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

Vacation Cancelation

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

I Tried to Take a Selfie

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Somebody Stole My Butt

I Woke up this Morning

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet

Sick Day

Unsteady Teddy

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

It's a Drag to Be a Dragon

A Fishy List

My Teacher Took My iPod

Things You Don't Need to Know

Joe the Emoji

Sleeping Santa

I Dreamed it Was December

Overslept

Cooking Class

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Zoom Gloom

My Sister Should Be an Explorer

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

Mother's Day Breakfast

Robot Halloween

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

Here's a Silly Poem

With Christmas Coming Soon

Chocolate for Breakfast

Dragon's Birthday

The Headless Horseman's Hattery

The Man from Planet X

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

How to Write a Very Long Poem

My Dog Is Always Shivering

Today I Wrote this Poem

My Dog Likes to Dig

I Helped My Mom Make Dinner

Running Late

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