Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

I'm Glad that I'm Me by Kenn Nesbitt
I’m Glad to Be Me

The Dragons Are Dozing
Busy Jack by Kenn Nesbitt
Busy Jack

While Lying on the Lawn

As I Was Walking Down the Street

Our Teacher’s a Ghost
Unsteady Teddy by Kenn Nesbitt
Unsteady Teddy
My Dog Is Always Shivering by Kenn Nesbitt
My Dog Is Always Shivering
A Random Poem by Kenn Nesbitt
A Random Poem

My New Remote
Hank the Helpful Helper
Hank the Helpful Helper
I Helped My Mom Make Dinner by Kenn Nesbitt
I Helped My Mom Make Dinner

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

I Made a Meme this Morning

My Kitten Is a Ninja

Computer Cat

Our Magic Toilet

Switch Switch

My Dog Likes to Disco

My Brother Punched Me in the Head

My Cat Knows Karate

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Please Don't Prank Your Parents

The Games in My Room

Good Morning, Dear Students

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Unsteady Teddy


April Fool's Day

A Fishy List

I Bought a Maserati

Our Teacher's a Ghost

My Dog Does My Homework

Lost and Found

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

Benjamin Blink Drank Invisible Ink

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

Our Dog's Name Is Roomba

My Sloth Is Supersonic

While Lying on the Lawn

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

Our Math Teacher's Missing


I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Our Holiday Shopping

Pet Shopping

The Dragons Are Dozing

My Brother Plays Dungeons and Dragons

My Virtual Puppy

Tiny Todd the Turtle

The Man from Planet X

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

The Dog Ate Our Dinner

Homework Stew

I Hypnotized the Teacher

I Can't Wait for Summer

Falling Asleep in Class

Olympic Granny

I'm Glad to Be Me

My Father Can't Find Me

I Made a New Password

When Puppies Play Baseball

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

Pizza, Pizza, I Love You

Peter Passed a Note Today

Sleeping Beauty

Today I Got a Valentine

Lunchbox Love Note

All My Great Excuses

I Tried to Play Soccer

My Flat Cat

Advice from Dracula

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

We Ate All the Cheetos

The Football Game Is on TV

My New Remote

A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night

1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

I Woke up this Morning

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

My Christmas Travel Plan

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

My Creepy Costume

Halloween Checklist

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Gabby's Baby Beagle

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat


My Koala's Not a Doctor

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

I Helped My Mom Make Dinner

Vacation Cancellation

My Teacher Took My iPod

Cooking Class

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

Running Late

Here's a Silly Poem

My Dog Is Always Shivering

Today I Wrote this Poem

My Hot Dog Is Soggy

Pickle with Cheddar

I Dreamed it Was December

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

Chocolate for Breakfast

Things You Don't Need to Know

I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet

I Went to the Movies

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

Sleeping Santa

Zoom Gloom

Sick Day

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Joe the Emoji

Somebody Stole My Butt

On the Thirty Third of Januaugust

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

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