Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

I Didn’t Do It

Try to Lick Your Elbow

Spring Is Here!

Everything We Learn at School

Cheese Breeze

I Don’t Watch TV

Don’t Forget to Floss

My City

I Have a Bunch of Batteries

Book Storm

An Echo in My Room

Sick Day

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate

April Fool's Day

My Virtual Puppy

I Bought a Maserati

My Dog Does My Homework

My Teacher Ate My Homework

I Think My Dad Is Dracula


I Made a New Password

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

My Teacher Took My iPod

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Pet Shopping

Today I Got a Valentine

Olympic Granny

The Games in My Room

Deep Sea Dance

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Joe the Emoji

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

Sleeping Beauty

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Gabby's Baby Beagle

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I Love Me

Running Late

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Pimple Problem

Sick Day

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

All My Great Excuses


I Played a Game

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

Santa's Feeling Sick

Maine Event

When Larry Made Lasagna

My Dog Ate My Homework

And Backed My Car into a Tree

I Went to the Barber

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

I'm Staying Home From School Today

After Thanksgiving

The Cough

Our Teacher's a Hippie

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

November Is upon Us

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15

Opposite Day

Let Me out of the Classroom

I Have a Bunch of Batteries

My Sister's Name is Seven

Merlo the Magnificent

How Not to Play With Your Food

Belinda Bell

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

My Mother Does My Homework

Today I Wrote this Poem

My Senses All are Backward

Xbox, Xbox

Hitting Rules

Deer Mrs. Teecher

Swinging from the Lights

Love Sick

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Welcome Back to School

Wendy Wise

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

I'm Clever Whenever


Not-So Fast Food

Christmas Shopping

Ugly Couple


My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Homework, I Love You

Five Sense Nonsense

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

I Tried to Do My Homework

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Cookies for Santa

Random Miranda

My Lunch

Please Don't Read This Poem

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Poor Cinderella

Swimming Ool

My Excellent Education

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

This Poem's Not About a Dog

Frank the Friendly Alien

The Armpit of Doom

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

Foolish Fiona

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

The Contents of My Desk

Wayne the Stegosaurus

To B or Not to B

A Dream of School Supplies

The Day After Christmas

Minecraft Mike