Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Dragon's Birthday by Kenn Nesbitt
Dragon’s Birthday
The Summer Isn't Like a Book by Kenn Nesbitt
The Summer Isn’t Like a Book
The First Week of School by Kenn Nesbitt
The First Week of School
Our Parents Are Planning a Party by Kenn Nesbitt
Our Parents Are Planning a Party
Iggy Borborygmus by Kenn Nesbitt
Iggy Borborygmus
Brand New Cat by Kenn Nesbitt
Brand New Cat
The Summer's Nearly Over by Kenn Nesbitt
The Summer’s Nearly Over
I'm Thinking of Writing a Poem Today by Kenn Nesbitt
I’m Thinking of Writing a Poem Today
My Knee Is for Me by Kenn Nesbitt
My Knee Is for Me
Bootie Cooties by Kenn Nesbitt
Booty Cooties

Josh, Who Didn’t Like to Wash
I Swept the Dog by Kenn Nesbitt
I Swept the Dog

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!


I Made a Meme this Morning

Computer Cat

My Dog Likes to Disco

Switch Switch

Our Magic Toilet

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

My Cat Knows Karate

The Games in My Room

Good Morning, Dear Students

April Fool's Day

I Bought a Maserati

AstroCow

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.


Please Don't Prank Your Parents

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

My Sloth Is Supersonic

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

Our Dog's Name Is Roomba

Nicknames

My Dog Does My Homework

Lost and Found

My Virtual Puppy

Our Holiday Shopping

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Pet Shopping

My Brother Plays Dungeons & Dragons

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

A Festival for Frogs

The Dog Ate Our Dinner

Homework Stew

Tiny Todd the Turtle

I Hypnotized the Teacher

Advice from Dracula

Falling Asleep in Class

Olympic Granny

My Kitten Is a Ninja

The Football Game Is on TV

I Can't Wait for Summer

I Made a New Password

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

My Father Can't Find Me

Sleeping Beauty

Today I Got a Valentine

My Flat Cat

We Ate All the Cheetos

Peter Passed a Note Today

Gabby's Baby Beagle

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All My Great Excuses

Lunchbox Love Note

A Fishy List

My Brother Punched Me in the Head

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Benjamin Blink Drank Invisible Ink

My Koala's Not a Doctor

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night

My Hot Dog Is Soggy

I Tried to Take a Selfie

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

My New Remote

I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

I Went to the Movies

Pickle with Cheddar

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

Overslept

My Creepy Costume

Vacation Cancelation

I Woke up this Morning

The First Week of School

Sick Day

Today I Wrote this Poem

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

Somebody Stole My Butt

Sleeping Santa

Joe the Emoji

Unsteady Teddy

My Teacher Took My iPod

Here's a Silly Poem

I Dreamed it Was December

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Cooking Class

Things You Don't Need to Know

Zoom Gloom

Don't Rat on a Mouse

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

The Man from Planet X

Running Late

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Chocolate for Breakfast

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

My Sister Should Be an Explorer

Our Math Teacher's Missing

Pizza, Pizza, I Love You

Deep Sea Dance

My Christmas Travel Plan

Online Is Fine

My Dog Likes to Dig

My Dog Is Always Shivering

While Lying on the Lawn

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