Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

I Have a Bunch of Batteries

Book Storm

An Echo in My Room

Sick Day

Lonely Phone

I Tried to Find a Dinosaur

I Made a Wish

I Made Myself a Sandwich

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate

My Virtual Puppy

I Bought a Maserati

April Fool's Day

My Dog Does My Homework

My Teacher Ate My Homework

I Made a New Password


More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Today I Got a Valentine

My Teacher Took My iPod

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Sick Day

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

Pet Shopping

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Olympic Granny

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Deep Sea Dance

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Joe the Emoji

The Games in My Room

Santa's Feeling Sick

I Tried to Take a Selfie

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Pimple Problem

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

And Backed My Car into a Tree

When Larry Made Lasagna

I Played a Game


Sleeping Beauty

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Running Late

My Dog Ate My Homework

All My Great Excuses

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

How Not to Play With Your Food

My Senses All are Backward

November Is upon Us

Swinging from the Lights

After Thanksgiving

The Cough

Our Teacher's a Hippie

Hitting Rules

Maine Event


Welcome Back to School

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

I Went to the Barber

Poor Cinderella

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Christmas Shopping

Opposite Day

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Gabby's Baby Beagle

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Xbox, Xbox

My Sister's Name is Seven

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

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Merlo the Magnificent

My Mother Does My Homework

Love Sick


Ugly Couple

Wendy Wise

Today I Wrote this Poem

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Let Me out of the Classroom

Not-So Fast Food

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Homework, I Love You

I'm Clever Whenever

Five Sense Nonsense

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Random Miranda

This Poem's Not About a Dog

Frank the Friendly Alien

I Tried to Do My Homework

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

My Lunch

Cookies for Santa

Please Don't Read This Poem

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

I Have a Bunch of Batteries

Belinda Bell

Foolish Fiona

Swimming Ool

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room


The Armpit of Doom

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

Wayne the Stegosaurus