Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

The Story of Laurie

My Favorite Word is Floofy

Nathaniel Naste

Do You C What I C?

Examine any Fire Hydrant

On Dinosaur Island

The Candy Cane Collector

A Tiny, Spiny Dinosaur

I Didn’t Do It

Try to Lick Your Elbow

Spring Is Here!

Everything We Learn at School

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate

My Virtual Puppy

April Fool's Day

I Bought a Maserati

My Dog Does My Homework

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

The Games in My Room

I Made a New Password

My Teacher Ate My Homework

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft


More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

My Teacher Took My iPod

Pet Shopping

Sleeping Beauty

Olympic Granny

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Today I Got a Valentine

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

Joe the Emoji

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

Deep Sea Dance

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

I Tried to Take a Selfie

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Gabby's Baby Beagle

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Running Late

Sick Day

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Pimple Problem


My Dog Ate My Homework

I Played a Game

All My Great Excuses

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

Let Me out of the Classroom

My Girlfriend

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Today I Wrote this Poem

I Went to the Barber

When Larry Made Lasagna

Santa's Feeling Sick

And Backed My Car into a Tree

After Thanksgiving

Our Teacher's a Hippie

The Cough

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

I Love Me

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

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My Sister's Name is Seven

Belinda Bell

Opposite Day

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Swinging from the Lights

How Not to Play With Your Food

Deer Mrs. Teecher

Merlo the Magnificent

Welcome Back to School

November Is upon Us

My Mother Does My Homework

Hitting Rules

I Have a Bunch of Batteries

Maine Event

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Xbox, Xbox

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

My Senses All are Backward

I'm Clever Whenever

Love Sick


Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Not-So Fast Food

The Contents of My Desk

Oh My Darling, Valentine

Ugly Couple

A Hippo Is Bounding around on My Head

Wendy Wise

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Random Miranda

Cookies for Santa

Christmas Shopping

I Tried to Do My Homework

My Lunch

Poor Cinderella

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

Homework, I Love You

This Poem's Not About a Dog

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Frank the Friendly Alien

My Excellent Education

The Armpit of Doom

Five Sense Nonsense

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

A Dream of School Supplies

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

To B or Not to B

Wayne the Stegosaurus

Minecraft Mike