Newest Poems
Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!
I Have a Bunch of Batteries
Book Storm
An Echo in My Room
Sick Day
Lonely Phone
I Tried to Find a Dinosaur
I Made a Wish
I Made Myself a Sandwich
Most Popular Poems
Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!
My Cat Knows Karate
My Virtual Puppy
I Bought a Maserati
April Fool's Day
My Dog Does My Homework
My Teacher Ate My Homework
I Made a New Password
Nicknames
More, More, More Funny Poems...
And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.
I Think My Dad Is Dracula
Today I Got a Valentine
My Teacher Took My iPod
I Took My Doggy for a Walk
Sick Day
Our Teacher Likes Minecraft
I'm Only Half a Werewolf
My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye
Pet Shopping
It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow
Olympic Granny
Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
Deep Sea Dance
My Brother Ate My Smartphone
Joe the Emoji
The Games in My Room
Santa's Feeling Sick
I Tried to Take a Selfie
When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid
I'm Staying Home From School Today
Pimple Problem
Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy
I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go
And Backed My Car into a Tree
When Larry Made Lasagna
I Played a Game
Perfect
Sleeping Beauty
Basketball's My Favorite Sport
Running Late
My Dog Ate My Homework
All My Great Excuses
I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn
How Not to Play With Your Food
My Senses All are Backward
November Is upon Us
Swinging from the Lights
After Thanksgiving
The Cough
Our Teacher's a Hippie
Hitting Rules
Maine Event
Rumplestiltskin
Welcome Back to School
My Goldfish Took up Tennis
I Went to the Barber
Poor Cinderella
Today I Decided to Make Up a Word
Christmas Shopping
Opposite Day
I'm Lonely, So Lonely
Gabby's Baby Beagle
My Puppy Ate My Earbuds
Xbox, Xbox
My Sister's Name is Seven
A Sad and Lonely Cyclops
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Merlo the Magnificent
My Mother Does My Homework
Love Sick
Kangaroos
Ugly Couple
Wendy Wise
Today I Wrote this Poem
Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?
Let Me out of the Classroom
Not-So Fast Food
When Sarah Surfs the Internet
Homework, I Love You
I'm Clever Whenever
Five Sense Nonsense
My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes
Random Miranda
This Poem's Not About a Dog
Frank the Friendly Alien
I Tried to Do My Homework
My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart
My Lunch
Cookies for Santa
Please Don't Read This Poem
I Tried to Ride a Skateboard
My Dog Lives On the Sofa
I Have a Bunch of Batteries
Belinda Bell
Foolish Fiona
Swimming Ool
My Mother Said to Do My Chores
I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
PC, PC
The Armpit of Doom
My Hamster Has a Skateboard
Wayne the Stegosaurus
