Newest Poems
Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!
Sick Day
Lonely Phone
I Tried to Find a Dinosaur
I Made a Wish
I Made Myself a Sandwich
One Warm, Sunny Day
My Mirror Likes to Argue
My Ugly Pug
Most Popular Poems
Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!
My Cat Knows Karate
PC, PC
My Virtual Puppy
I Bought a Maserati
My Dog Does My Homework
I Made a New Password
Nicknames
My Teacher Ate My Homework
More, More, More Funny Poems...
And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.
April Fool's Day
Today I Got a Valentine
My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye
I Think My Dad Is Dracula
I Took My Doggy for a Walk
My Teacher Took My iPod
I'm Only Half a Werewolf
Our Teacher Likes Minecraft
Pet Shopping
Olympic Granny
I'm Staying Home From School Today
My Brother Ate My Smartphone
It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow
Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
Joe the Emoji
Deep Sea Dance
Santa's Feeling Sick
Kangaroos
I Tried to Take a Selfie
The Games in My Room
Pimple Problem
When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid
And Backed My Car into a Tree
I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go
My Dog Ate My Homework
Sleeping Beauty
When Larry Made Lasagna
I Played a Game
Basketball's My Favorite Sport
Running Late
How Not to Play With Your Food
All My Great Excuses
Perfect
Maine Event
Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy
Ugly Couple
Swinging from the Lights
I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn
Let Me out of the Classroom
Today I Wrote this Poem
My Senses All are Backward
After Thanksgiving
November Is upon Us
The Cough
Our Teacher's a Hippie
Hitting Rules
Sick Day
A Sad and Lonely Cyclops
My Sister's Name is Seven
Welcome Back to School
I Went to the Barber
Today I Decided to Make Up a Word
Christmas Shopping
Rumplestiltskin
Opposite Day
My Goldfish Took up Tennis
I'm Lonely, So Lonely
Merlo the Magnificent
Xbox, Xbox
My Puppy Ate My Earbuds
Poor Cinderella
Love Sick
Wendy Wise
1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15
My Mother Does My Homework
Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?
Belinda Bell
Homework, I Love You
When Sarah Surfs the Internet
Not-So Fast Food
My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes
Foolish Fiona
Five Sense Nonsense
I'm Clever Whenever
Random Miranda
I Tried to Do My Homework
Gabby's Baby Beagle
My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart
My Lunch
Frank the Friendly Alien
Cookies for Santa
Please Don't Read This Poem
This Poem's Not About a Dog
My Dog Lives On the Sofa
My Mother Said to Do My Chores
I Tried to Ride a Skateboard
Swimming Ool
Zzzzz
I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
The Armpit of Doom
My Hamster Has a Skateboard
Wayne the Stegosaurus
