Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Dad in the Sand by Kenn Nesbitt
Dad in the Sand
When Puppies Play Baseball by Kenn Nesbitt
When Puppies Play Baseball
I Can't Believe It's Halloween by Kenn Nesbitt
I Can’t Believe It’s Halloween
Halloween Checklist by Kenn Nesbitt
Halloween Checklist
My Gramma Got a Camera by Kenn Nesbitt
My Gramma Got a Camera
I'm a Pirate and a Pumpkin by Kenn Nesbitt
I’m a Pirate and a Pumpkin

The Man from Planet X
My Mom Likes Playing DnD by Kenn Nesbitt
My Mom Likes Playing DnD

My Lunch Gave Me a Tummy Ache

I’m Srot of Srcmabled Up Tdaoy
Hottest Food Ever by Kenn Nesbitt
Hottest Food Ever

I Let My Mind Wander

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

I Made a Meme this Morning

Computer Cat

Our Magic Toilet

My Dog Likes to Disco

Switch Switch

My Cat Knows Karate

Dad in the Sand

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

April Fool's Day

Please Don't Prank Your Parents

Good Morning, Dear Students

The Games in My Room

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I Bought a Maserati

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

My Dog Does My Homework

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

My Sloth Is Supersonic

Pet Shopping

Our Holiday Shopping


Lost and Found


Our Dog's Name is Roomba

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

Tiny Todd the Turtle

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

My Hot Dog Is Soggy

My Virtual Puppy

I Hypnotized the Teacher

Falling Asleep in Class

I Can't Wait for Summer

Peter Passed a Note Today

I Made a New Password

Homework Stew

When Puppies Play Baseball

Olympic Granny

The Dog Ate Our Dinner

Halloween Checklist

My Brother Plays Dungeons and Dragons

Sleeping Beauty

Today I Got a Valentine

My Father Can't Find Me

Lunchbox Love Note

All My Great Excuses

I Dreamed it Was December

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

My Flat Cat

We Ate All the Cheetos

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

The Football Game Is on TV

Advice from Dracula

My Koala's Not a Doctor

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Vacation Cancellation

Gabby's Baby Beagle

My Christmas Travel Plan

I Woke up this Morning

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk


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The Man from Planet X

A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night

My Creepy Costume

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

I Tried to Take a Selfie

How to Write a Very Long Poem

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

My Teacher Took My iPod

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

Today I Wrote this Poem

Running Late

If School Were More like Baseball

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

Here's a Silly Poem

Chocolate for Breakfast

I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet

I Went to the Movies

Cooking Class

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

Zoom Gloom

Hottest Food Ever

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

Pickle with Cheddar

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Sleeping Santa

I Dreamed that I Was Flying

On New Year's Day

Joe the Emoji

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Sick Day

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

My Grandma Bought a Rocking Chair

Online Is Fine

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

Somebody Stole My Butt

It's Winter Vacation

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!


On the Thirty Third of Januaugust

Deep Sea Dance

My Dog Ate My Homework

You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball

Yesterday I Took a Test

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