Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Making Cakes by Kenn Nesbitt
Making Cakes
Everyone's Screaming by Kenn Nesbitt
Everyone’s Screaming

I Built a Big Building
Help! by Kenn Nesbitt
My Job at the Calendar Factory by Kenn Nesbitt
My Job at the Calendar Factory
Our Cat Likes the Vacuum by Kenn Nesbitt
Our Cat Likes the Vacuum
The Eggs Were All Bedeviled by Kenn Nesbitt
The Eggs Were All Bedeviled

I Came upon Some Words
The Sand Looks Like Candy by Kenn Nesbitt
The Sand Looks Like Candy
Dad in the Sand by Kenn Nesbitt
Dad in the Sand

I Built a Castle on the Beach
How Not to Cook by Kenn Nesbitt
How Not to Cook

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

I Made a Meme this Morning

Computer Cat

Our Magic Toilet

Switch Switch

My Dog Likes to Disco

My Kitten Is a Ninja

My Cat Knows Karate

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Everyone's Screaming

The Games in My Room

Good Morning, Dear Students


More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

April Fool's Day

Please Don't Prank Your Parents

I Bought a Maserati

My Brother Punched Me in the Head

My Sloth Is Supersonic

My Dog Does My Homework

Lost and Found

Our Dog's Name Is Roomba

The Man from Planet X

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

Benjamin Blink Drank Invisible Ink

I Think My Dad Is Dracula


A Fishy List

Pet Shopping

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

Our Holiday Shopping

My Brother Plays Dungeons and Dragons

My Virtual Puppy

I Hypnotized the Teacher

Tiny Todd the Turtle

Homework Stew

Unsteady Teddy

Falling Asleep in Class

The Dog Ate Our Dinner

Olympic Granny

I Can't Wait for Summer

I Made a New Password

My Father Can't Find Me

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

Pizza, Pizza, I Love You

Lunchbox Love Note

Our Teacher's a Ghost

Our Math Teacher's Missing

Peter Passed a Note Today

Today I Got a Valentine

Sleeping Beauty

Advice from Dracula

All My Great Excuses

My Flat Cat

We Ate All the Cheetos

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

The Football Game Is on TV

While Lying on the Lawn

When Puppies Play Baseball

I Tried to Play Soccer

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

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A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Gabby's Baby Beagle

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

I Woke up this Morning

Halloween Checklist

My New Remote

I Tried to Take a Selfie

My Creepy Costume

I Helped My Mom Make Dinner

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

My Teacher Took My iPod


My Hot Dog Is Soggy

My Koala's Not a Doctor

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

I Went to the Movies

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

Here's a Silly Poem

Running Late

Vacation Cancellation

Cooking Class

Pickle with Cheddar

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

Zoom Gloom

Sleeping Santa

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

Sick Day

I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet

Things You Don't Need to Know

Today I Wrote this Poem

My Christmas Travel Plan

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Joe the Emoji

Making Cakes

My Dog Is Always Shivering

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

I Dreamed it Was December

Somebody Stole My Butt

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Chocolate for Breakfast

On the Thirty Third of Januaugust

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

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