Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Presently Surprised
Spaghetti, Dear Spaghetti by Kenn Nesbitt
Spaghetti, Dear Spaghetti
I Got My Mom a Valentine by Kenn Nesbitt
I Got My Mom a Valentine

Something Under My Bed
Payton the Painter by Kenn Nesbitt
Payton the Painter
My Brother's Lips Are Sealed by Kenn Nesbitt
My Brother’s Lips Are Sealed

Wishing for Fish
New Year's Day Promises by Kenn Nesbitt
New Year’s Day Promises
A Christmas Dream by Kenn Nesbitt
A Christmas Dream
With Christmas Coming Soon by Kenn Nesbitt
With Christmas Coming Soon

Thanksgiving Leftovers
My Mother Said to Clean My Room by Kenn Nesbitt
My Mother Said to Clean My Room

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

I Made a Meme this Morning

Computer Cat

Switch Switch

My Dog Likes to Disco

Our Magic Toilet

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

My Cat Knows Karate

The Games in My Room

Good Morning, Dear Students


April Fool's Day

I Bought a Maserati

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Please Don't Prank Your Parents

Our Dog's Name Is Roomba

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

My Sloth Is Supersonic

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

My Dog Does My Homework

I Think My Dad Is Dracula


The Dog Ate Our Dinner

Lost and Found

My Brother Plays Dungeons and Dragons

Pet Shopping

My Virtual Puppy

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

My Kitten Is a Ninja

Tiny Todd the Turtle

Our Holiday Shopping

I Hypnotized the Teacher

Homework Stew

Falling Asleep in Class

Olympic Granny

I Can't Wait for Summer

I Made a New Password

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

My Father Can't Find Me

Advice from Dracula

Today I Got a Valentine

The Football Game Is on TV

Peter Passed a Note Today

My Hot Dog Is Soggy

Sleeping Beauty

We Ate All the Cheetos

My Flat Cat

All My Great Excuses

A Fishy List

Lunchbox Love Note

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

My Brother Punched Me in the Head

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I Got My Mom a Valentine

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Gabby's Baby Beagle

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

Benjamin Blink Drank Invisible Ink

I Tried to Take a Selfie

I Woke up this Morning

The Man from Planet X

My Creepy Costume

I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

My Koala's Not a Doctor

My New Remote

I Went to the Movies

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair


My Teacher Took My iPod

Vacation Cancellation

Pickle with Cheddar

Unsteady Teddy

While Lying on the Lawn

Sick Day

I Dreamed it Was December

Today I Wrote this Poem

Sleeping Santa

Cooking Class

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

Joe the Emoji

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

Here's a Silly Poem

Zoom Gloom

Our Math Teacher's Missing

Running Late

Halloween Checklist

If School Were More like Baseball

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Somebody Stole My Butt

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

Presently Surprised

Chocolate for Breakfast

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

With Christmas Coming Soon

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

My Dog Is Always Shivering

On the Thirty Third of Januaugust

Sing a Silly Dancing Song

My Christmas Travel Plan

My Grandma Bought a Rocking Chair

On New Year's Day

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