Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Sick Day

Lonely Phone

I Tried to Find a Dinosaur

I Made a Wish

I Made Myself a Sandwich

One Warm, Sunny Day

My Mirror Likes to Argue

My Ugly Pug

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate


My Virtual Puppy

I Bought a Maserati

My Dog Does My Homework

I Made a New Password


My Teacher Ate My Homework

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

April Fool's Day

Today I Got a Valentine

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Teacher Took My iPod

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Pet Shopping

Olympic Granny

I'm Staying Home From School Today

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Joe the Emoji

Deep Sea Dance

Santa's Feeling Sick


I Tried to Take a Selfie

The Games in My Room

Pimple Problem

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

And Backed My Car into a Tree

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

My Dog Ate My Homework

Sleeping Beauty

When Larry Made Lasagna

I Played a Game

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Running Late

How Not to Play With Your Food

All My Great Excuses


Maine Event

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

Ugly Couple

Swinging from the Lights

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Let Me out of the Classroom

Today I Wrote this Poem

My Senses All are Backward

After Thanksgiving

November Is upon Us

The Cough

Our Teacher's a Hippie

Hitting Rules

Sick Day

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

My Sister's Name is Seven

Welcome Back to School

I Went to the Barber

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Christmas Shopping


Opposite Day

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Merlo the Magnificent

Xbox, Xbox

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Poor Cinderella

Love Sick

Wendy Wise

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My Mother Does My Homework

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Belinda Bell

Homework, I Love You

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Not-So Fast Food

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Foolish Fiona

Five Sense Nonsense

I'm Clever Whenever

Random Miranda

I Tried to Do My Homework

Gabby's Baby Beagle

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

My Lunch

Frank the Friendly Alien

Cookies for Santa

Please Don't Read This Poem

This Poem's Not About a Dog

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Swimming Ool


I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

The Armpit of Doom

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

Wayne the Stegosaurus