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I Bought a Maserati
When the Teacher Isn't Looking
My Dog Does My Homework
My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye
My Sloth Is Supersonic
Pet Shopping
Our Holiday Shopping
AstroCow
Lost and Found
Nicknames
Our Dog's Name is Roomba
I Think My Dad Is Dracula
We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars
Tiny Todd the Turtle
Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster
My Hot Dog Is Soggy
My Virtual Puppy
I Hypnotized the Teacher
Falling Asleep in Class
I Can't Wait for Summer
Peter Passed a Note Today
I Made a New Password
Homework Stew
When Puppies Play Baseball
Olympic Granny
The Dog Ate Our Dinner
Halloween Checklist
My Brother Plays Dungeons and Dragons
Sleeping Beauty
Today I Got a Valentine
My Father Can't Find Me
Lunchbox Love Note
All My Great Excuses
I Dreamed it Was December
Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic
My Flat Cat
We Ate All the Cheetos
It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow
The Football Game Is on TV
Advice from Dracula
My Koala's Not a Doctor
When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid
Vacation Cancellation
Gabby's Baby Beagle
My Christmas Travel Plan
I Woke up this Morning
Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk
Overslept
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The Man from Planet X
A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night
My Creepy Costume
I Slipped on a Banana Peel
I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go
I Tried to Take a Selfie
How to Write a Very Long Poem
I'm Only Half a Werewolf
My Teacher Took My iPod
An Ogre Came over for Dinner
Today I Wrote this Poem
Running Late
If School Were More like Baseball
I Broke My Mother's iPhone
I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose
Here's a Silly Poem
Chocolate for Breakfast
I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet
I Went to the Movies
Cooking Class
I Let My Sister Cut My Hair
Incomplete Trick-or-Treat
Zoom Gloom
Hottest Food Ever
My Mother Took Me to the Mall
Pickle with Cheddar
Basketball's My Favorite Sport
Sleeping Santa
I Dreamed that I Was Flying
On New Year's Day
Joe the Emoji
I Took My Doggy for a Walk
Sick Day
My Brother Ate My Smartphone
My Grandma Bought a Rocking Chair
Online Is Fine
My Puppy Ate My Earbuds
Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney
Somebody Stole My Butt
It's Winter Vacation
Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
Perfect
On the Thirty Third of Januaugust
Deep Sea Dance
My Dog Ate My Homework
You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
Yesterday I Took a Test
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