Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

The Cow on the Hill by Kenn Nesbitt
The Cow on the Hill
I Love to Read a Mystery by Kenn Nesbitt
I Love to Read a Mystery
I Went out Exploring by Kenn Nesbitt
I Went out Exploring
Crash Bang Boom by Kenn Nesbitt
Crash! Bang! Boom!

My Brother Plays Dungeons and Dragons

How to Eat a Chocolate Bunny

My Brother Was Brought by a Bunny
Tiny Todd the Turtle by Kenn Nesbitt
Tiny Todd the Turtle

I’m Wearing My Parrot
If You're Swallowed by an Elephant by Kenn Nesbitt
If You’re Swallowed by an Elephant
Lost Inside a Labyrinth by Kenn Nesbitt
Lost Inside a Labyrinth

My Sloth Is Supersonic

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

Computer Cat

I Made a Meme this Morning

My Dog Likes to Disco

Our Magic Toilet

Switch Switch

My Cat Knows Karate

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Please Don't Prank Your Parents

Good Morning, Dear Students

April Fool's Day

The Games in My Room

I Bought a Maserati

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

My Dog Does My Homework

Our Holiday Shopping

Pet Shopping


Our Dog's Name is Roomba

Lost and Found

Homework Stew

My Sloth Is Supersonic


Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

My Virtual Puppy

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

I Can't Wait for Summer

Peter Passed a Note Today

I Hypnotized the Teacher

Falling Asleep in Class

I Made a New Password

My Brother Plays Dungeons and Dragons

Today I Got a Valentine

Olympic Granny

The Dog Ate Our Dinner

Lunchbox Love Note

If School Were More like Baseball

Sleeping Beauty

Advice from Dracula

I Dreamed it Was December

My Flat Cat

All My Great Excuses

My Father Can't Find Me

A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night

Tiny Todd the Turtle

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

The Football Game Is on TV

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

We Ate All the Cheetos

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Gabby's Baby Beagle

I Woke up this Morning

How to Write a Very Long Poem

My Christmas Travel Plan

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

My Koala's Not a Doctor


I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Here's a Silly Poem

Today I Wrote this Poem

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I Tried to Take a Selfie

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

My Creepy Costume

My Teacher Took My iPod

Vacation Cancellation

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

Zoom Gloom

Pickle with Cheddar

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

My Grandma Bought a Rocking Chair

Running Late

I Dreamed that I Was Flying

Chocolate for Breakfast

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet

Cooking Class

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

On New Year's Day

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

Sleeping Santa

I Went to the Movies

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Joe the Emoji

Online Is Fine

It's Winter Vacation

Deep Sea Dance

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds


Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Sick Day

Valentine's Day Card

My Dog Ate My Homework

Somebody Stole My Butt

On the Thirty Third of Januaugust

The Birds Are Chirping Happily

Santa's Feeling Sick

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

Yesterday I Took a Test

My Dog Likes to Dig

My Favorite Word is Floofy

After Thanksgiving