Newest Poems
Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!
I Didn’t Do It
Try to Lick Your Elbow
Spring Is Here!
Everything We Learn at School
Cheese Breeze
I Don’t Watch TV
Don’t Forget to Floss
My City
I Have a Bunch of Batteries
Book Storm
An Echo in My Room
Sick Day
Most Popular Poems
Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!
My Cat Knows Karate
April Fool's Day
My Virtual Puppy
I Bought a Maserati
My Dog Does My Homework
My Teacher Ate My Homework
I Think My Dad Is Dracula
Nicknames
I Made a New Password
My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye
Our Teacher Likes Minecraft
My Teacher Took My iPod
More, More, More Funny Poems...
And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.
Pet Shopping
Today I Got a Valentine
Olympic Granny
The Games in My Room
Deep Sea Dance
My Brother Ate My Smartphone
Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
Joe the Emoji
I Took My Doggy for a Walk
Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic
Sleeping Beauty
It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow
I Tried to Take a Selfie
Gabby's Baby Beagle
When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid
I Love Me
Running Late
I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go
I'm Only Half a Werewolf
Basketball's My Favorite Sport
Pimple Problem
Sick Day
Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy
A Sad and Lonely Cyclops
All My Great Excuses
Perfect
I Played a Game
My Goldfish Took up Tennis
Santa's Feeling Sick
Maine Event
When Larry Made Lasagna
My Dog Ate My Homework
And Backed My Car into a Tree
I Went to the Barber
I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn
I'm Staying Home From School Today
After Thanksgiving
The Cough
Our Teacher's a Hippie
Today I Decided to Make Up a Word
November Is upon Us
When Sarah Surfs the Internet
1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15
Opposite Day
Let Me out of the Classroom
I Have a Bunch of Batteries
My Sister's Name is Seven
Merlo the Magnificent
How Not to Play With Your Food
Belinda Bell
I'm Lonely, So Lonely
My Mother Does My Homework
Today I Wrote this Poem
My Senses All are Backward
Xbox, Xbox
Hitting Rules
Deer Mrs. Teecher
Swinging from the Lights
Love Sick
Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?
Welcome Back to School
Wendy Wise
My Puppy Ate My Earbuds
I'm Clever Whenever
Rumplestiltskin
Not-So Fast Food
Christmas Shopping
Ugly Couple
PC, PC
My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes
Homework, I Love You
Five Sense Nonsense
My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart
I Tried to Do My Homework
I Tried to Ride a Skateboard
Cookies for Santa
Random Miranda
My Lunch
Please Don't Read This Poem
My Dog Lives On the Sofa
Poor Cinderella
Swimming Ool
My Excellent Education
My Mother Said to Do My Chores
This Poem's Not About a Dog
Frank the Friendly Alien
The Armpit of Doom
I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
Foolish Fiona
My Hamster Has a Skateboard
The Contents of My Desk
Wayne the Stegosaurus
To B or Not to B
A Dream of School Supplies
The Day After Christmas
Minecraft Mike
