Newest Poems
Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!
One Warm, Sunny Day
My Mirror Likes to Argue
My Ugly Pug
My Dog’s Name Is “Cat”
Homework, I Love You
My Brother Just Eats Candy
I Like Myself the Way I Am
My Brother’s a Bother
My Cat Knows Karate
Most Popular Poems
Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!
My Cat Knows Karate
My Virtual Puppy
I Bought a Maserati
Nicknames
Today I Got a Valentine
I Made a New Password
I Took My Doggy for a Walk
My Teacher Ate My Homework
My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye
More, More, More Funny Poems...
And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.
My Teacher Took My iPod
Pet Shopping
Our Teacher Likes Minecraft
I Think My Dad is Dracula
My Brother Ate My Smartphone
Olympic Granny
I'm Only Half a Werewolf
Joe the Emoji
My Dog Does My Homework
Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
I Went to the Barber
I Tried to Take a Selfie
Santa's Feeling Sick
Sleeping Beauty
I'm Staying Home From School Today
The Games in My Room
Deep Sea Dance
It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow
When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid
Pimple Problem
I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go
Swinging from the Lights
Perfect
My Dog Ate My Homework
I Played a Game
Basketball's My Favorite Sport
When Larry Made Lasagna
Rumplestiltskin
Running Late
How Not to Play With Your Food
I Like Myself the Way I Am
Belinda Bell
I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn
Revenge of the Lunch Ladies
After Thanksgiving
All My Great Excuses
Our Teacher's a Hippie
My Brother Just Eats Candy
A Sad and Lonely Cyclops
Welcome Back to School
The Cough
And Backed My Car into a Tree
My Senses All are Backward
Today I Wrote this Poem
Ugly Couple
November Is upon Us
Gabby's Baby Beagle
Homework, I Love You
My Sister's Name is Seven
Hitting Rules
My Ugly Pug
I'm Lonely, So Lonely
Foolish Fiona
My Mirror Likes to Argue
Opposite Day
Today I Decided to Make Up a Word
Poor Cinderella
Xbox, Xbox
My Puppy Ate My Earbuds
When Sarah Surfs the Internet
Wendy Wise
Love Sick
My Mother Does My Homework
My Excellent Education
Maine Event
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Christmas Shopping
Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?
Not-So Fast Food
Merlo the Magnificent
Five Sense Nonsense
My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes
Random Miranda
My Goldfish Took up Tennis
I Tried to Do My Homework
Frank the Friendly Alien
This Poem's Not About a Dog
My Lunch
My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart
Please Don't Read This Poem
My Dog Lives On the Sofa
I'm Clever Whenever
Swimming Ool
I Tried to Ride a Skateboard
My Mother Said to Do My Chores
Cookies for Santa
I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
While Strolling Down the Beach Today
My Hamster Has a Skateboard
The Armpit of Doom
