Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

On the Street There's a House by Kenn Nesbitt
On the Street There’s a House
I'm Great at Almost Catching Things by Kenn Nesbitt
I’m Great at Almost Catching Things
The Perfect Cake by Kenn Nesbitt
The Perfect Cake
Larry the Leprechaun by Kenn Nesbitt
Larry the Leprechaun
Super Eraser by Kenn Nesbitt
Super Eraser
My Favorite Sport by Kenn Nesbitt
My Favorite Sport
It Followed Me to School Today by Kenn Nesbitt
It Followed Me to School Today
Have You Ever Been to England by Kenn Nesbitt
Have You Ever Been to England?
My Brother's in Love with His Mirror by Kenn Nesbitt
My Brother’s in Love with His Mirror
I'm Thrilled with Exclamation Points by Kenn Nesbitt
I’m Thrilled with Exclamation Points!

Warm or Storm?
A Cheesy Story by Kenn Nesbitt
A Cheesy Story

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!


I Made a Meme This Morning

Computer Cat

Switch Switch

My Dog Likes to Disco

Our Magic Toilet

Our Holiday Shopping

Snow's Nose

The Games in My Room

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

My Cat Knows Karate

Good Morning, Dear Students

A Festival for Frogs

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.


Soot Suit

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

I Bought a Maserati

Please Don't Prank Your Parents

My Sloth Is Supersonic

April Fool's Day

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

I'm Thrilled with Exclamation Points!

Sticky Sweet Trick-or-Treat

My Dog Does My Homework

Nicknames

Tiny Todd the Turtle

AstroCow

Our Dog's Name Is Roomba

My Virtual Puppy

Pet Shopping

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Super Eraser

The Dog Ate Our Dinner

Have You Ever Been to England?

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

The Football Game Is on TV

Homework Stew

My Kitten Is a Ninja

Falling Asleep in Class

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

Olympic Granny

My Father Can't Find Me

Lost and Found

Peter Passed a Note Today

Advice from Dracula

My New Remote

My Flat Cat

I Made a New Password

Today I Got a Valentine

I Hypnotized the Teacher

I Can't Wait for Summer

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Larry the Leprechaun

We Ate All the Cheetos

Gabby's Baby Beagle

Sleeping Beauty

My Brother Punched Me in the Head

Pickle with Cheddar

All My Great Excuses

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Lunchbox Love Note

Vacation Cancelation

My Koala's Not a Doctor

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

I Went to the Movies

A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night

My Brother Plays Dungeons & Dragons

It's a Drag to Be a Dragon

Somebody Stole My Butt

Are Aliens Out There?

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

I Tried to Take a Selfie

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet

Benjamin Blink Drank Invisible Ink

Sick Day

My Hot Dog Is Soggy

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

Toothbrush Karaoke

A Fishy List

Joe the Emoji

Overslept

Sleeping Santa

Suspense

Cooking Class

Here's a Silly Poem

My Teacher Took My iPod

Zoom Gloom

I Woke up this Morning

No Running in the Hall

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

Things You Don't Need to Know

My Sister Should Be an Explorer

I'm Srot of Srcmabled Up Tdaoy

Unsteady Teddy

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

The Perfect Cake

Swinging from the Lights

The Man from Planet X

It Followed Me to School Today

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Today I Wrote this Poem

My Dog Likes to Dig

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

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