Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

I Tried to Play Soccer by Kenn Nesbitt
I Tried to Play Soccer
Captain Impossible by Kenn Nesbitt
Captain Impossible
The Sport for Me by Kenn Nesbitt
The Sport for Me
My Kitten Is a Ninja by Kenn Nesbitt
My Kitten Is a Ninja
I Can't Believe It's Christmas Eve by Kenn Nesbitt
I Can’t Believe It’s Christmas Eve

My Brother Punched Me in the Head
A Fishy List by Kenn Nesbitt
A Fishy List
We Call Our Teacher Mister E. by Kenn Nesbitt
We Call Our Teacher Mister E.
When Puppies Play Baseball by Kenn Nesbitt
When Puppies Play Baseball
Halloween Checklist by Kenn Nesbitt
Halloween Checklist
My Gramma Got a Camera by Kenn Nesbitt
My Gramma Got a Camera
I'm a Pirate and a Pumpkin by Kenn Nesbitt
I’m a Pirate and a Pumpkin

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Kitten Is a Ninja

I Made a Meme this Morning

Computer Cat

A Fishy List

Our Magic Toilet

My Dog Likes to Disco

Switch Switch

My Cat Knows Karate

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Please Don't Prank Your Parents

Good Morning, Dear Students

The Games in My Room

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

April Fool's Day


I Bought a Maserati

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

Lost and Found

My Brother Punched Me in the Head

The Man from Planet X

My Sloth Is Supersonic

My Dog Does My Homework

Our Dog's Name Is Roomba

Pet Shopping


We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

Our Holiday Shopping

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Tiny Todd the Turtle

My Virtual Puppy

I Hypnotized the Teacher

Falling Asleep in Class

The Dog Ate Our Dinner

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

We Call Our Teacher Mister E.

I Made a New Password

I Can't Wait for Summer

I Tried to Play Soccer

Homework Stew

Olympic Granny

Lunchbox Love Note

My Father Can't Find Me

My Brother Plays Dungeons and Dragons

All My Great Excuses

Sleeping Beauty

When Puppies Play Baseball

Today I Got a Valentine

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Peter Passed a Note Today

We Ate All the Cheetos

My Flat Cat

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

My Hot Dog Is Soggy

Advice from Dracula

The Football Game Is on TV

My Koala's Not a Doctor

Gabby's Baby Beagle

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Vacation Cancellation

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

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I Woke up this Morning

I'm Srot of Srcmabled Up Tdaoy

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

My Christmas Travel Plan


I Tried to Take a Selfie

My Creepy Costume

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

I Dreamed it Was December

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

Today I Wrote this Poem

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

Running Late

My Teacher Took My iPod

Chocolate for Breakfast

I Went to the Movies

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

Pickle with Cheddar

How to Write a Very Long Poem

Cooking Class

Zoom Gloom

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

Here's a Silly Poem

I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

Halloween Checklist

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

On the Thirty Third of Januaugust

Sleeping Santa

Sick Day

I Dreamed that I Was Flying

Joe the Emoji

Hottest Food Ever

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

Somebody Stole My Butt

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Grandma Bought a Rocking Chair

Online Is Fine


Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

If School Were More like Baseball

On New Year's Day

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

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