Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Rusty Roads by Kenn Nesbitt
Rusty Roads
A Spring in My Step
A Spring in My Step
On the Street There's a House by Kenn Nesbitt
On the Street There’s a House
I'm Great at Almost Catching Things by Kenn Nesbitt
I’m Great at Almost Catching Things
The Perfect Cake by Kenn Nesbitt
The Perfect Cake
Larry the Leprechaun by Kenn Nesbitt
Larry the Leprechaun
Super Eraser by Kenn Nesbitt
Super Eraser
My Favorite Sport by Kenn Nesbitt
My Favorite Sport
It Followed Me to School Today by Kenn Nesbitt
It Followed Me to School Today
Have You Ever Been to England by Kenn Nesbitt
Have You Ever Been to England?
My Brother's in Love with His Mirror by Kenn Nesbitt
My Brother’s in Love with His Mirror
I'm Thrilled with Exclamation Points by Kenn Nesbitt
I’m Thrilled with Exclamation Points!

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!


I Made a Meme This Morning

Computer Cat

Switch Switch

My Dog Likes to Disco

Our Magic Toilet

Our Holiday Shopping

Snow's Nose

The Games in My Room

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

My Cat Knows Karate

Good Morning, Dear Students

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.


Please Don't Prank Your Parents

My Sloth Is Supersonic

I Bought a Maserati

April Fool's Day

A Festival for Frogs

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

Larry the Leprechaun

My Dog Does My Homework

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

Tiny Todd the Turtle

Nicknames

Our Dog's Name Is Roomba

My Virtual Puppy

AstroCow

Pet Shopping

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Sticky Sweet Trick-or-Treat

The Dog Ate Our Dinner

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

Homework Stew

My Kitten Is a Ninja

Falling Asleep in Class

The Football Game Is on TV

Olympic Granny

My Father Can't Find Me

Lost and Found

Soot Suit

Advice from Dracula

My New Remote

Peter Passed a Note Today

Today I Got a Valentine

I Made a New Password

My Flat Cat

I Hypnotized the Teacher

I Can't Wait for Summer

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Have You Ever Been to England?

Gabby's Baby Beagle

We Ate All the Cheetos

Sleeping Beauty

My Brother Punched Me in the Head

All My Great Excuses

Pickle with Cheddar

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

My Koala's Not a Doctor

Vacation Cancelation

Lunchbox Love Note

A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

It's a Drag to Be a Dragon

My Brother Plays Dungeons & Dragons

Are Aliens Out There?

I Went to the Movies

Somebody Stole My Butt

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

I Tried to Take a Selfie

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet

Suspense

Benjamin Blink Drank Invisible Ink

Sick Day

A Fishy List

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

Toothbrush Karaoke

Joe the Emoji

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

My Hot Dog Is Soggy

I'm Thrilled with Exclamation Points!

Overslept

Sleeping Santa

Here's a Silly Poem

My Teacher Took My iPod

Zoom Gloom

Cooking Class

I Woke up this Morning

Things You Don't Need to Know

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

My Sister Should Be an Explorer

Super Eraser

I'm Srot of Srcmabled Up Tdaoy

Unsteady Teddy

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

The Man from Planet X

Swinging from the Lights

Today I Wrote this Poem

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

My Dog Likes to Dig

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Chocolate for Breakfast

No Running in the Hall

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