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Please Don't Prank Your Parents
When the Teacher Isn't Looking
My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye
My Sloth Is Supersonic
We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars
Our Dog's Name Is Roomba
Nicknames
My Dog Does My Homework
Lost and Found
My Virtual Puppy
Our Holiday Shopping
I Think My Dad Is Dracula
Pet Shopping
My Brother Plays Dungeons & Dragons
Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster
A Festival for Frogs
The Dog Ate Our Dinner
Homework Stew
Tiny Todd the Turtle
I Hypnotized the Teacher
Advice from Dracula
Falling Asleep in Class
Olympic Granny
My Kitten Is a Ninja
The Football Game Is on TV
I Can't Wait for Summer
I Made a New Password
Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic
My Father Can't Find Me
Sleeping Beauty
Today I Got a Valentine
My Flat Cat
We Ate All the Cheetos
Peter Passed a Note Today
Gabby's Baby Beagle
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All My Great Excuses
Lunchbox Love Note
A Fishy List
My Brother Punched Me in the Head
It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow
I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go
I'm Only Half a Werewolf
Benjamin Blink Drank Invisible Ink
My Koala's Not a Doctor
I Slipped on a Banana Peel
A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night
My Hot Dog Is Soggy
I Tried to Take a Selfie
When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid
My New Remote
I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet
I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose
Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk
I Went to the Movies
Pickle with Cheddar
I Let My Sister Cut My Hair
Overslept
My Creepy Costume
Vacation Cancelation
I Woke up this Morning
The First Week of School
Sick Day
Today I Wrote this Poem
I Broke My Mother's iPhone
Somebody Stole My Butt
Sleeping Santa
Joe the Emoji
Unsteady Teddy
My Teacher Took My iPod
Here's a Silly Poem
I Dreamed it Was December
I Took My Doggy for a Walk
Cooking Class
Things You Don't Need to Know
Zoom Gloom
Don't Rat on a Mouse
An Ogre Came over for Dinner
My Brother Ate My Smartphone
My Mother Took Me to the Mall
The Man from Planet X
Running Late
Incomplete Trick-or-Treat
My Puppy Ate My Earbuds
Chocolate for Breakfast
Basketball's My Favorite Sport
Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
My Sister Should Be an Explorer
Our Math Teacher's Missing
Pizza, Pizza, I Love You
Deep Sea Dance
My Christmas Travel Plan
Online Is Fine
My Dog Likes to Dig
My Dog Is Always Shivering
While Lying on the Lawn
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