Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

One Warm, Sunny Day

My Mirror Likes to Argue

My Ugly Pug

My Dog’s Name Is “Cat”

Homework, I Love You

My Brother Just Eats Candy

I Like Myself the Way I Am

My Brother’s a Bother

My Cat Knows Karate

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate

My Virtual Puppy

I Bought a Maserati


Today I Got a Valentine

I Made a New Password

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Teacher Ate My Homework

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

My Teacher Took My iPod

Pet Shopping

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

I Think My Dad is Dracula

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Olympic Granny

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Joe the Emoji

My Dog Does My Homework

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

I Went to the Barber

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Santa's Feeling Sick

Sleeping Beauty

I'm Staying Home From School Today

The Games in My Room

Deep Sea Dance

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Pimple Problem

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Swinging from the Lights


My Dog Ate My Homework

I Played a Game

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

When Larry Made Lasagna


Running Late

How Not to Play With Your Food

I Like Myself the Way I Am

Belinda Bell

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

After Thanksgiving

All My Great Excuses

Our Teacher's a Hippie

My Brother Just Eats Candy

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

Welcome Back to School

The Cough

And Backed My Car into a Tree

My Senses All are Backward

Today I Wrote this Poem

Ugly Couple

November Is upon Us

Gabby's Baby Beagle

Homework, I Love You

My Sister's Name is Seven

Hitting Rules

My Ugly Pug

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Foolish Fiona

My Mirror Likes to Argue

Opposite Day

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Poor Cinderella

Xbox, Xbox

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Wendy Wise

Love Sick

My Mother Does My Homework

My Excellent Education

Maine Event

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Christmas Shopping

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Not-So Fast Food

Merlo the Magnificent

Five Sense Nonsense

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Random Miranda

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

I Tried to Do My Homework

Frank the Friendly Alien

This Poem's Not About a Dog

My Lunch

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Please Don't Read This Poem

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

I'm Clever Whenever

Swimming Ool

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Cookies for Santa

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

The Armpit of Doom