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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Virtual Puppy

Our Teacher’s a Hippie

Wendy Wise

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Santa’s Feeling Sick

To B or Not to B

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Pimple Problem

I’m Lonely, So Lonely

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Virtual Puppy

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Olympic Granny

My Teacher Took My iPod

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I Bought a Maserati

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

I Think My Dad is Dracula

I Tried to Take a Selfie

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Today I Got a Valentine

Swinging from the Lights

A Dream of School Supplies

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Pimple Problem

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Our Teacher's a Hippie

My Dog Ate My Homework

Joe the Emoji

Hitting Rules

Santa's Feeling Sick

Pet Shopping

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Sleeping Beauty

I'm Lonely, So Lonely


Christmas Shopping

All My Great Excuses

I Played a Game

Wendy Wise

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

Merlo the Magnificent

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

November Is upon Us

My Sister's Name is Seven

The Games in My Room

Poor Cinderella

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

The Cough

My Senses All are Backward

Maine Event

Lefty the Lifter

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

How Not to Play With Your Food

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Xbox, Xbox

I'm Clever Whenever

When Larry Made Lasagna

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Foolish Fiona

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

My Lunch

My Mother Does My Homework

Please Don't Read This Poem

Opposite Day

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Swimming Ool

Larry the Librarian

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

This Poem's Not About a Dog

I Tried to Do My Homework

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Cookies for Santa

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I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Love Sick

Welcome Back to School

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

To B or Not to B

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

Wayne the Stegosaurus

Not-So Fast Food

My Mom's Spaghetti

The Armpit of Doom

Winter Wonderland

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

Five Sense Nonsense

The Day After Christmas

For My Brother, On His Birthday

I Raised My Hand in Class

I'm Absolutely Full Tonight

Minecraft Mike

The Biggest Burp Ever

My Puppy Plays Piano

December 26

That Explains It!

Class Gas

My Puppy Likes the Water

A Reindeer for Christmas

Our Teacher Sings the Beatles

Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run

I Didn't Go Camping

I Never Want to Go to Bed

At History I'm Hopeless

I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack

The Tighty-Whitey Spider