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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!


My Mirror Likes to Argue

My Ugly Pug

My Dog’s Name Is “Cat”

Homework, I Love You

My Brother Just Eats Candy

I Like Myself the Way I Am

My Brother’s a Bother

My Cat Knows Karate

After Thanksgiving

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!


My Cat Knows Karate

My Virtual Puppy

Today I Got a Valentine

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

I Bought a Maserati

I Made a New Password

My Teacher Took My iPod

My Teacher Ate My Homework

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.


Pet Shopping

I Went to the Barber

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

I Think My Dad is Dracula

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Nicknames

Olympic Granny

Sleeping Beauty

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Joe the Emoji

Deep Sea Dance

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Santa's Feeling Sick

I Like Myself the Way I Am

I'm Staying Home From School Today

When Larry Made Lasagna

My Dog Ate My Homework

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

My Dog Does My Homework

Pimple Problem

The Games in My Room

Rumplestiltskin

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

I Played a Game

Gabby's Baby Beagle

Swinging from the Lights

Today I Wrote this Poem

My Mirror Likes to Argue

How Not to Play With Your Food

Perfect

Running Late

Homework, I Love You

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Welcome Back to School

After Thanksgiving

Hitting Rules

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

Our Teacher's a Hippie

And Backed My Car into a Tree

My Sister's Name is Seven

The Cough

My Ugly Pug

All My Great Excuses

My Brother Just Eats Candy

Poor Cinderella

My Senses All are Backward

Ugly Couple

November Is upon Us

Belinda Bell

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Christmas Shopping

Xbox, Xbox

Opposite Day

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

My Mother Does My Homework

Love Sick

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

This Poem's Not About a Dog

Wendy Wise

Not-So Fast Food

1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Random Miranda

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Maine Event

Merlo the Magnificent

Foolish Fiona

Five Sense Nonsense

I Tried to Do My Homework

Frank the Friendly Alien

My Lunch

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Please Don't Read This Poem

My Excellent Education

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

I'm Clever Whenever

Swimming Ool

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Cookies for Santa

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

The Armpit of Doom

Wayne the Stegosaurus