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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

After Thanksgiving

I Made a New Password

Frank the Friendly Alien

Running Late

Rosy the Dozer

Deep Sea Dance

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Random Miranda

My Virtual Puppy

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Virtual Puppy

My Teacher Ate My Homework

My Dog Does My Homework

I Made a New Password

My Teacher Took My iPod

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

I Think My Dad is Dracula

Olympic Granny

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Today I Got a Valentine

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Pet Shopping

I Bought a Maserati

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

After Thanksgiving

Sleeping Beauty

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

Pimple Problem

Joe the Emoji

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Santa's Feeling Sick

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid


I'm Only Half a Werewolf

My Dog Ate My Homework

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

The Games in My Room

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

I Played a Game

Swinging from the Lights

All My Great Excuses

I'm Staying Home From School Today

When Larry Made Lasagna

Foolish Fiona

How Not to Play With Your Food

Deep Sea Dance

Christmas Shopping


And Backed My Car into a Tree

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

My Sister's Name is Seven

Poor Cinderella

My Senses All are Backward

A Hippo Is Bounding around on My Head

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Running Late

Our Teacher's a Hippie

Hitting Rules

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

The Cough

Welcome Back to School

Xbox, Xbox

Wendy Wise

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

November Is upon Us

Random Miranda

Ugly Couple

My Mother Does My Homework

This Poem's Not About a Dog

Today I Wrote this Poem

Love Sick

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

Merlo the Magnificent

Opposite Day

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Maine Event

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

I'm Clever Whenever

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15

I Tried to Do My Homework

Not-So Fast Food

My Lunch

Five Sense Nonsense

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Cookies for Santa

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Frank the Friendly Alien

Lefty the Lifter

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

The Day After Christmas

To B or Not to B

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

The Armpit of Doom

Wayne the Stegosaurus

Backward Dan

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

The Biggest Burp Ever

Minecraft Mike

For My Brother, On His Birthday

Larry the Librarian

I Raised My Hand in Class

My Puppy Plays Piano