Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I try to post a new poem every weekday, so please check back often. Have fun!

Bigfoot's Shoe Emporium	When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid	My Nostril Smells Awesome	The Headless Horseman's Hattery	Juan and Tu (A Tongue Twister)
Don't Ever Bite Your Sister	On the Thirty Third of Januaugust	Gabby's Baby Beagle (A Tongue Twister)	My Sister Kisses Thistles (A Tongue Twister)	I'm Practically Perfect

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

At History I'm Hopeless

School Supplies

This Morning is Our History Test

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

My Bunny Lies Over My Doggy

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites. These poems are also ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

My Dog Likes to Disco	My Dog is Not the Smartest Dog	Let Me Out of the Classroom	The Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine	My Elephant Thinks I'm Wonderful
I Don't Know What to Do Today	Peter Passed a Note Today	Don't Ever Bite Your Sister	The Drinking Fountain	I Dreamed I Was Riding a Zebra
The Tiger and the Zebra	I Wake Today	I'm Getting Sick of Peanut Butter	My Hippo Has the Hiccups	I'm Practically Perfect
World's Hardest Test	The Sad Story of Tommy McTivver	The Dentist Pulled My Tooth Out	My Computer Ate My Homework	My Nostril Smells Awesome
Lousy Catcher's Mitt	Rapunzel! Rapunzel!	My Elephant is Missing	I Cloned Myself on Friday Night	Hooray! Hooray! It's New Year's Day
Oh My Darling, Valentine	My Dad's a Secret Agent	My Car is Constructed of Pickles	I'm a Wizard, I'm a Warlock	Frank, the Frog Collector

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Poems by Category

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