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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Virtual Puppy

Our Teacher’s a Hippie

Wendy Wise

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Santa’s Feeling Sick

To B or Not to B

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Pimple Problem

I’m Lonely, So Lonely

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Virtual Puppy

Olympic Granny

My Teacher Took My iPod

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I Think My Dad is Dracula

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

I Bought a Maserati

I Tried to Take a Selfie

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

My Dog Ate My Homework

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Today I Got a Valentine

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Pimple Problem

Joe the Emoji

Christmas Shopping

Pet Shopping

Sleeping Beauty

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Santa's Feeling Sick

All My Great Excuses

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Our Teacher's a Hippie

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

My Senses All are Backward

Hitting Rules

The Games in My Room

I Played a Game

Swinging from the Lights

Maine Event

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

And Backed My Car into a Tree

Poor Cinderella

Wendy Wise

Foolish Fiona

The Cough

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Xbox, Xbox


Lefty the Lifter

This Poem's Not About a Dog

How Not to Play With Your Food

I'm Clever Whenever

My Sister's Name is Seven

When Larry Made Lasagna

November Is upon Us

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

My Mother Does My Homework

Merlo the Magnificent

My Lunch

Opposite Day

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

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I Tried to Do My Homework

Larry the Librarian

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Love Sick

Cookies for Santa

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Not-So Fast Food

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Welcome Back to School

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

A Dream of School Supplies

To B or Not to B

Wayne the Stegosaurus

The Armpit of Doom

Five Sense Nonsense

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

The Day After Christmas

For My Brother, On His Birthday

I Raised My Hand in Class

Minecraft Mike

The Biggest Burp Ever

My Puppy Plays Piano

That Explains It!

Class Gas

My Puppy Likes the Water

A Reindeer for Christmas

Our Teacher Sings the Beatles

I Didn't Go Camping

Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run

I Never Want to Go to Bed

At History I'm Hopeless

I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack

The Tighty-Whitey Spider

Coal in My Stocking

My Excuse

Today I Had a Rotten Day