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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Dog’s Name Is “Cat”

Homework, I Love You

My Brother Just Eats Candy

I Like Myself the Way I Am

My Brother’s a Bother

My Cat Knows Karate

After Thanksgiving

I Made a New Password

Frank the Friendly Alien

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate

My Virtual Puppy

I Went to the Barber

Today I Got a Valentine

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Teacher Took My iPod

I Made a New Password

Pet Shopping

I Bought a Maserati

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Olympic Granny

My Teacher Ate My Homework

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

My Dog Does My Homework

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft


I Think My Dad is Dracula

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Joe the Emoji

When Larry Made Lasagna

Deep Sea Dance

My Dog Ate My Homework

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Swinging from the Lights

Santa's Feeling Sick

Sleeping Beauty

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Pimple Problem

Homework, I Love You

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

I Played a Game

The Games in My Room

After Thanksgiving

I Like Myself the Way I Am

I'm Staying Home From School Today

How Not to Play With Your Food



A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

My Brother Just Eats Candy

My Sister's Name is Seven

Running Late

And Backed My Car into a Tree

Poor Cinderella

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

My Senses All are Backward

All My Great Excuses

Christmas Shopping

Welcome Back to School

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Our Teacher's a Hippie

The Cough

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Hitting Rules

November Is upon Us

Today I Wrote this Poem

Xbox, Xbox

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Opposite Day

Random Miranda

Ugly Couple

My Mother Does My Homework

Wendy Wise

This Poem's Not About a Dog

Love Sick

Foolish Fiona

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Not-So Fast Food

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Belinda Bell

Merlo the Magnificent

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Maine Event

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

I've Seen My Kitchen Sink

I Tried to Do My Homework

My Lunch

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Frank the Friendly Alien

Please Don't Read This Poem

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Swimming Ool

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

I'm Clever Whenever

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Cookies for Santa

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Five Sense Nonsense

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

The Armpit of Doom

To B or Not to B

The Day After Christmas

Wayne the Stegosaurus

Minecraft Mike