Today a Tiger Tackled Me

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Today a Tiger Tackled Me by Kenn Nesbitt

Today a tiger tackled me.
He tracked me down a trail,
then took me in his teeth and tried
to tie me with his tail.

I twisted and I turned until
I took off up a tree.
A treacherous tarantula
then tried to torture me.

I took a tiny tumble and
I toppled from the tree.
A T-rex took a trip through time
to try to trample me.

I’m telling you my tale is true.
So, take a tip from me…
You’re totally in trouble if
you drink a ton of T.