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When the Teacher Isn't Looking
Please Don't Prank Your Parents
My Sloth Is Supersonic
My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye
We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars
Lost and Found
Our Dog's Name Is Roomba
Nicknames
My Dog Does My Homework
Our Holiday Shopping
My Virtual Puppy
My Brother Plays Dungeons & Dragons
I Think My Dad Is Dracula
A Festival for Frogs
Pet Shopping
Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster
The Dog Ate Our Dinner
Homework Stew
I Hypnotized the Teacher
Tiny Todd the Turtle
Falling Asleep in Class
Advice from Dracula
Olympic Granny
The Football Game Is on TV
I Can't Wait for Summer
I Made a New Password
My Kitten Is a Ninja
Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic
My Father Can't Find Me
Sleeping Beauty
Today I Got a Valentine
My Flat Cat
A Fishy List
Peter Passed a Note Today
We Ate All the Cheetos
All My Great Excuses
Gabby's Baby Beagle
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Lunchbox Love Note
My Brother Punched Me in the Head
It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow
I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go
I'm Only Half a Werewolf
My New Remote
I Slipped on a Banana Peel
When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid
Benjamin Blink Drank Invisible Ink
My Koala's Not a Doctor
A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night
I Tried to Take a Selfie
I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet
Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk
I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose
I Went to the Movies
Overslept
I Let My Sister Cut My Hair
I Woke up this Morning
Vacation Cancellation
My Hot Dog Is Soggy
Don't Rat on a Mouse
My Creepy Costume
Pickle with Cheddar
I Broke My Mother's iPhone
Today I Wrote this Poem
Sick Day
If School Were More like Baseball
The Man from Planet X
Sleeping Santa
Somebody Stole My Butt
My Teacher Took My iPod
Unsteady Teddy
Joe the Emoji
Here's a Silly Poem
I Took My Doggy for a Walk
Cooking Class
An Ogre Came over for Dinner
Zoom Gloom
I Dreamed it Was December
My Brother Ate My Smartphone
My Mother Took Me to the Mall
Things You Don't Need to Know
Running Late
Incomplete Trick-or-Treat
Our Math Teacher's Missing
My Puppy Ate My Earbuds
Basketball's My Favorite Sport
Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
Chocolate for Breakfast
My Christmas Travel Plan
I'm Glad at Last It's Halloween
My Sister Should Be an Explorer
Deep Sea Dance
Online Is Fine
My Dog Likes to Dig
While Lying on the Lawn
Pizza, Pizza, I Love You
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