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Please Don't Prank Your Parents
When the Teacher Isn't Looking
My Sloth Is Supersonic
My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye
We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars
Lost and Found
Our Dog's Name Is Roomba
Nicknames
My Dog Does My Homework
My Virtual Puppy
Our Holiday Shopping
My Brother Plays Dungeons and Dragons
I Think My Dad Is Dracula
A Festival for Frogs
Pet Shopping
Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster
Tiny Todd the Turtle
The Dog Ate Our Dinner
Homework Stew
I Hypnotized the Teacher
Falling Asleep in Class
Advice from Dracula
Olympic Granny
The Football Game Is on TV
I Can't Wait for Summer
My Kitten Is a Ninja
I Made a New Password
Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic
My Father Can't Find Me
Sleeping Beauty
Today I Got a Valentine
My Flat Cat
My Knee Is for Me
A Fishy List
Peter Passed a Note Today
We Ate All the Cheetos
All My Great Excuses
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Gabby's Baby Beagle
Lunchbox Love Note
It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow
My Brother Punched Me in the Head
I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go
I'm Only Half a Werewolf
My New Remote
I Slipped on a Banana Peel
When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid
Benjamin Blink Drank Invisible Ink
I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet
My Koala's Not a Doctor
My Hot Dog Is Soggy
I Tried to Take a Selfie
A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night
Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk
I Let My Sister Cut My Hair
I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose
I Went to the Movies
I Woke up this Morning
Vacation Cancellation
Pickle with Cheddar
The Man from Planet X
Overslept
My Creepy Costume
I Broke My Mother's iPhone
Sick Day
Today I Wrote this Poem
If School Were More like Baseball
Don't Rat on a Mouse
Somebody Stole My Butt
Sleeping Santa
My Teacher Took My iPod
Unsteady Teddy
Joe the Emoji
An Ogre Came over for Dinner
Here's a Silly Poem
I Took My Doggy for a Walk
Cooking Class
Zoom Gloom
I Dreamed it Was December
My Brother Ate My Smartphone
My Mother Took Me to the Mall
Things You Don't Need to Know
Running Late
Our Math Teacher's Missing
My Puppy Ate My Earbuds
Incomplete Trick-or-Treat
Chocolate for Breakfast
Basketball's My Favorite Sport
Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
My Christmas Travel Plan
I'm Glad at Last It's Halloween
My Sister Should Be an Explorer
Deep Sea Dance
Online Is Fine
While Lying on the Lawn
My Dog Likes to Dig
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