topic: Wacky Weirdness
Poems of strange people and places, impossible happenings, and indescribable nonsense.
Instructions for Painting a Self-Portrait
I Came upon Some Words
My Nostril Smells Awesome
I Wrote Myself a Letter
I Cloned Myself on Friday Night
Try to Lick Your Elbow
Something I Need to Remember
I Went to School to Learn to Read
Terrible Dream
Chicken Pox Connect-the-Dots
I Am Running, Running, Running
I Made Myself a Sandwich
My Sneakers are Speaking in German
Levitating Lester
Gordon’s Garden
I Grew a Foot this Summer
The Tall Tale of Shorty Small
I Like to Pretend to Be Like Myself
Bradley Beard is Rather Weird
Useless Wristwatch
Hot Water, Hot Water
While Talking on the Homophone
Izzy O’Rainty
I Hit My Head in Several Places