topic: Poems about Kooky Characters

Funny poems about funny people.

The Dentist Pulled My Tooth Out
Banana Dan
Hammering a Nail
I Lost My Head by Kenn Nesbitt
I Lost My Head
My Hat Is Full of Rabbits
Pansy P. Petunia by Kenn Nesbitt
Pansy P. Petunia
Brand New Shoes by Kenn Nesbitt
Brand-New Shoes
Josh the Sausage Maker
Captain Talkalot
Today I Had a Problem by Kenn Nesbitt
Today I Had a Problem
Carl the Cookie Carrier
Brody the Emoticon by Kenn Nesbitt
Brody the Emoticon
When Freddie Had Spaghetti by Kenn Nesbitt
When Freddie Had Spaghetti
Lorenzo Liszt, Non-Scientist
Fred’s Head
Double Danny
Michael the Psychic
I'm a Wizard I'm a Warlock
I’m a Wizard, I’m a Warlock
Rhonda Ray by Kenn Nesbitt
Rhonda Ray
Sylvester the Strongman by Kenn Nesbitt
Sylvester the Strongman
Nate the Creative
Hap-the-Happy-Hyphenator by Kenn Nesbitt
Hap-the-Happy-Hyphenator
Bloome the Human Boomerang
Mr. Yes and Mr. No

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