topic: Poems about Kooky Characters

Funny poems about funny people.

Mr. Right by Kenn Nesbitt
Mr. Right
Hannah’s Hammer
Melinda Made a Snowman
Captain Impossible by Kenn Nesbitt
Captain Impossible
Wayne the Stegosaurus
Merlo the Magnificent
The Pirate of Pickletown by Kenn Nesbitt
The Pirate of Pickletown
The Sad Story of Tommy McTivver
Minecraft Mike
The Biggest Burp Ever
The Story of Laurie
Backward Dan
I’m Practically Perfect
Penny Parker's Pencil by Kenn Nesbitt
Penny Parker’s Pencil
Frank the Frog Collector
Lefty the Lifter poem by Kenn Nesbitt
Lefty the Lifter
Foolish Fiona
The Tale of the Sun and the Moon
Our Teacher Sings the Beatles by Kenn Nesbitt
Our Teacher Sings the Beatles
On Dinosaur Island
Mr. Negative by Kenn Nesbitt
Mr. Negative
Larry the Librarian
Larry the Librarian
Hello, My Name is Madison
I Knew a Guy poem by Kenn Nesbitt
I Knew a Guy

Whoa There, Pardner!

Hold your horses! Kenn's the sheriff in these here parts and some of this whistle-stop is off-limits except to his deputies.

Join the posse for just one greenback a month to have the run of the place.

I've got my badge. Let me in! No thanks. I'll vamoose!