topic: Monster Poems

Funny poems about monsters, mythological beasts, and supernatural creatures.

I Think My Dad Is Dracula
Advice from Dracula
My Brother Plays Dungeons & Dragons
I'm Only Half a Werewolf by Kenn Nesbitt
I’m Only Half a Werewolf
I Went to the Movies by Kenn Nesbitt
I Went to the Movies
When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid by Kenn Nesbitt
When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid
A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night by Kenn Nesbitt
A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night
An Ogre Came Over for Dinner by Kenn Nesbitt
An Ogre Came over for Dinner
Dragon's Birthday by Kenn Nesbitt
Dragon’s Birthday
My Creepy Costume by Kenn Nesbitt
My Creepy Costume
It's a Drag to Be a Dragon by Kenn Nesbitt
It’s a Drag to Be a Dragon
Our Teacher’s a Ghost
On Halloween Night
The Headless Horseman's Hattery by Kenn Nesbitt
The Headless Horseman’s Hattery
I'm Glad at Last It's Halloween by Kenn Nesbitt
I’m Glad at Last It’s Halloween
The Monster's Thanksgiving by Kenn Nesbitt
The Monsters’ Thanksgiving
Invisible Monsters
When Frankenstein Sat Down to Dine by Kenn Nesbitt
When Frankenstein Sat Down to Dine
It's Halloween My Face is Green by Kenn Nesbitt
It’s Halloween, My Face Is Green
Ugly Couple
Horror Movie Marathon by Kenn Nesbitt
Horror Movie Marathon
Science Homework
Frank the Friendly Alien
The Dragons Are Dozing

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