topic: Poems about Kooky Characters

Funny poems about funny people.

Hammering a Nail
The Dentist Pulled My Tooth Out
Banana Dan
I Lost My Head by Kenn Nesbitt
I Lost My Head
My Hat Is Full of Rabbits
Brand New Shoes by Kenn Nesbitt
Brand-New Shoes
Josh the Sausage Maker
Captain Talkalot
Today I Had a Problem by Kenn Nesbitt
Today I Had a Problem
Pansy P. Petunia by Kenn Nesbitt
Pansy P. Petunia
Carl the Cookie Carrier
Brody the Emoticon by Kenn Nesbitt
Brody the Emoticon
When Freddie Had Spaghetti by Kenn Nesbitt
When Freddie Had Spaghetti
Lorenzo Liszt, Non-Scientist
Fred’s Head
Double Danny
Michael the Psychic
I'm a Wizard I'm a Warlock
I’m a Wizard, I’m a Warlock
Rhonda Ray by Kenn Nesbitt
Rhonda Ray
Sylvester the Strongman by Kenn Nesbitt
Sylvester the Strongman
Nate the Creative
Hap-the-Happy-Hyphenator by Kenn Nesbitt
Hap-the-Happy-Hyphenator
Bloome the Human Boomerang
Mr. Yes and Mr. No

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