poem length: Short

These are short poems, up to 12 lines in length.

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye by Kenn Nesbitt
My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye
My Dog Does My Homework
My Brother Plays Dungeons and Dragons
If School Were More like Baseball
Vacation Cancellation
Basketball's My Favorite Sport by Kenn Nesbitt
Basketball’s My Favorite Sport
Perfect by Kenn Nesbitt
Perfect
Valentine’s Day Card
My Dog Ate My Homework
Somebody Stole My Butt by Kenn Nesbitt
Somebody Stole My Butt
I’m Keeping My Distance
Swinging from the Lights by Kenn Nesbitt
Swinging from the Lights
And Backed My Car into a Tree
My Dog Likes to Dig by Kenn Nesbitt
My Dog Likes to Dig
On Halloween Night
I Listen to My Chicken
I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn by Kenn Nesbitt
I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn
Deer Mrs. Teecher
How to Eat a Chocolate Bunny
How Not to Play with Your Food
Sunday’s Somewhat Melancholy
Random Recipe by Kenn Nesbitt
Random Recipe
Our Teacher’s a Hippie
Not-So Fast Food