poem length: Short

These are short poems, up to 12 lines in length.

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye by Kenn Nesbitt
My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye
My Dog Does My Homework
My Brother Plays Dungeons and Dragons
Vacation Cancellation
If School Were More like Baseball
Basketball's My Favorite Sport by Kenn Nesbitt
Basketball’s My Favorite Sport
Somebody Stole My Butt by Kenn Nesbitt
Somebody Stole My Butt
My Dog Ate My Homework
Perfect by Kenn Nesbitt
Perfect
Valentine’s Day Card
And Backed My Car into a Tree
Swinging from the Lights by Kenn Nesbitt
Swinging from the Lights
My Dog Likes to Dig by Kenn Nesbitt
My Dog Likes to Dig
I’m Keeping My Distance
On Halloween Night
Deer Mrs. Teecher
I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn by Kenn Nesbitt
I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn
Sunday’s Somewhat Melancholy
How to Eat a Chocolate Bunny
How Not to Play with Your Food
Our Teacher’s a Hippie
Random Recipe by Kenn Nesbitt
Random Recipe
Not-So Fast Food
My Girlfriend