poem length: Medium
These poems take about 1 to 1 1/2 minutes to read.
World’s Hardest Test
My Mother Said to Clean My Room
I’m Getting Sick of Peanut Butter
The Dentist Pulled My Tooth Out
The One Thing I Won’t Eat
Cats in the Kitchen
Ferret Soccer
Meat Loaf
My Dog is Running Faster
I Lost My Head
Snake Mistake
Potluck Christmas
The Lamps Were All Delighted
My Car is Constructed of Pickles
Michael the Psychic
Don’t Bring Camels in the Classroom
Our Mother Threw the Pie Away
My Nostril Smells Awesome
Breakfast in Bed
It’s Raining Cats and Dogs Today
I Have Noodles in My Nostrils
My Sister Says She’s Sleepy
Carl the Cookie Carrier
I Came upon Some Words