Taking over the world can be loads of fun, especially when you’re learning to construct giant space lasers, blow up the moon, rip the fabric of space-time, invent nano-robot armies, and create mutant zombie kitten viruses. Step 8 of The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World will teach you how to do all of these and more.
Author: Kenn Nesbitt
Kenn Nesbitt, former U.S. Children's Poet Laureate, is celebrated for blending humor and heart in his poetry for children. Known for books such as "My Cat Knows Karate" and "Revenge of the Lunch Ladies," he captivates young readers globally.
How to Take Over the World, Step 7 – Of Monsters and Minions
In your quest for ultimate power, you’re going to need to create armies of giant, slobbering mutant monsters and lots of minions to do your bidding. Step 7 of The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World is the perfect resource for learning how to clone monsters and recruit minions. Get it now before it’s too late.
How to Take Over the World, Step 6 – Dressing for Conquest
No matter what kind of villain you are — Mad Scientist, Evil Genius, or Tin Pot Dictator — you are going to want to dress the part. Step 6 of The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World will educate you on the proper outfits for any would-be world ruler.
How to Take Over the World, Step 5 – Stopping Time for Fun and Profit
Wouldn’t it be cool if you could stop time and then run around a play pranks on everyone while they were frozen in their tracks? Step 5 of The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World will not only show you how to stop time, it will tell you what to do once it’s stopped.
How to Take Over the World, Step 4 – Building Evil Robots
If you want to take over the world with style, you’re going to need robots. Evil robots. Armies of evil robots. And cupcakes. Lots of cupcakes. Step 4 of The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World will show you how to build robots, turn them evil, and maybe even teach them how to bake.
How to Take Over the World, Step 3 – Equipping Your Underground Lair
Every evil genius needs a place to get away to plot the overthrow of humanity. A bunker. A fortress. A hideout. A really big closet. Whatever. Step 3 of The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World will show you how to build and equip a lair that’s perfect for hatching your diabolical plans.
How to Take Over the World, Step 2 – Making a Name for Yourself
You’re going to need a better name than Brandon or Emma if you plan to take over the planet. Step 2 of The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World will show you how to make a name for yourself.
Steve the Superhero
The latest video from Eric Herman’s The Elephant DVD is now available to watch on YouTube. “Steve the Superhero” was written and performed by Eric Herman with lyrics by Kenn Nesbitt.
How to Take Over the World, Step 1 – Becoming a Genius Overnight
If you’re going to take over the world on your summer vacation, you’re going to need to become a lot smarter right away. Step 1 of The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World will show you how.
How to Take Over the World
The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World falls into the clutches of would-be super-villains everywhere July 1, 2011. To prepare for this impending calamity, I have produced this short video trailer. Be afraid.
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