Today I Met an Octopus

Today I Met an Octopus by Kenn Nesbitt

Today I met an octopus
who loved to sit and knit.
I watched her weave a woolen cap
and then an oven mitt.

She made a scarf, a pair of gloves,
a sweater, and a shirt,
then turned out several teddy bears,
a blanket, and a skirt.

She made a pillow cover
and pair of knee-high boots,
a hoodie and a tablecloth,
and several three-piece suits.

She made a single slipper next,
and then she made a pair.
She even knitted stockings
and some frilly underwear.

I asked if I could learn to knit.
She told me, “Not right now.
But if you’ll just grow six more arms,
I’ll gladly show you how.”