To B or Not to B

A Funny Alliteration Poem for Kids

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From the book My Cat Knows Karate

I bought a black banana,
and a broken baseball bat,
a burst balloon, a busted boat,
a beat-up bowler hat.

I wasn’t being brainy, bright,
or brilliant, but you see,
my brain was boggled after
being bitten by a bee.

 — Kenn Nesbitt

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Reading Level: Grade 4

Topics: Animal Poems, Wordplay

Poetic Techniques: Alliteration, Nonsense Poems, Wordplay


From the Book My Cat Knows Karate

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