I’m Digging a Tunnel to Friday

I'm Digging a Tunnel to Friday by Kenn Nesbitt

I’m digging a tunnel to Friday.
I started on Monday this week.
I wanted to skip to the weekend.
The method I found is unique.

I thought it would take me an hour—
at most just a couple of days—
to shovel a shortcut to Friday
and sidestep the midweek malaise.

I dug through the dullness of Monday.
With Tuesday I chopped through the fog.
I bypassed the boredom of Wednesday.
For Thursday I skirted the slog.

My tunnel did just what I wanted.
It seems I had made it just right.
It slipped past the worrisome weekdays
and popped out before Friday night.

But though I was proud of my tunnel,
and pleased with my clever technique,
I don’t recommend that you try it.
The digging took more than a week.