Iggy Borborygmus

Iggy Borborygmus by Kenn Nesbitt

He’s Iggy Borborygmus, and
whenever he’s around,
without a doubt, you’ll clearly hear
a tummy rumbling sound.

His gut is always gurgling
with a grumble and a growl.
It’s known to groan and moan
or give a loud, resounding howl.

The noises Iggy’s insides make
are something of a wonder.
You’d likely be forgiven if
you thought that it was thunder.

You heard a herd of elephants?
A hungry grunting piggy?
An earthquake hurling furniture?
That probably was Iggy.

But if you think his stomach makes
a loud and rowdy sound,
when Iggy toots,
you truly do not want to be around.