The Reason Vance Learned How to Dance
The reason Vance learned how to dance
was for his high school prom.
He knew he needed lessons, so
he went and asked his mom.
She taught him how to jitterbug
and how to lock and pop,
and how to do the Bossa Nova
and the Bunny Hop.
She showed him how to do the Robot
and the Tango too,
the Cha-Cha and the Twist, and the
Electric Boogaloo.
He learned to do the Chicken Dance,
the Moonwalk, and the Mule.
At last he felt that he was ready
for the dance at school.
He’d learned a dozen dances, but
he realized too late
he couldn’t go to prom since he
forgot to ask a date.
— Kenn Nesbitt
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Reading Level: Grade 5
Topics: Dancing, Poems about Kooky Characters, School Poems
Poetic Techniques: Alliteration, Irony, List Poems, Narrative Poems
Word Count: 123
About This Poem
I’ve always loved writing poems about unusual characters—kids, teenagers, or even adults who do outrageous things or take ordinary situations and turn them completely upside down. “The Reason Vance Learned How to Dance” is one of those poems. It’s about a kid who puts in a ton of effort for one very specific reason… and then something unexpected happens.
Poems like this are a fun way to play with something called irony—that’s when the outcome is the opposite of what you’d expect. Imagine practicing all year to go swimming and then forgetting your swimsuit on the big day. That’s ironic—and also kind of funny! In this poem, Vance is a kooky character who works hard toward his goal, but things don’t quite go as planned.
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