Mr. Right

Mr. Right by Kenn Nesbitt
My friends all call me Mr. Right
because I’m never wrong.
I brag about it every night.
I shout it all day long.

I always have the answers
which I’ll gladly share with you.
I never need to listen.
I already know what’s true.

I value your opinion when
it’s just the same as mine.
As long as you agree with me
we’ll get along just fine.

So, ask me and I’ll tell you.
There is nothing I don’t know.
I’m certain my beliefs are facts.
They’re absolutely so.

And why am I so sure I have
the perfect point of view?
I heard it from somebody else
who told me it was true.