It’s a Farmer’s Job to Farm
It’s a farmer’s job to farm,
and it’s a teacher’s job to teach.
It’s a dancer’s job to dance,
and it’s a preacher’s job to preach.
But do butlers have to butle,
and do barbers have to barb?
Does a butcher have to butch,
and does a harbor have to harb?
Does a grocer have to groce,
and does a doctor have to doct?
Is a scholar’s job to schol,
and is a proctor’s job to proct?
Does a dollar have to doll
and does the thunder always thund?
If you know, then you’re a wonder,
and your job must be to wond.
— Kenn Nesbitt
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Reading Level: Grade 3
Topics: Wordplay
Poetic Techniques: Alliteration, List Poems, Wordplay
Word Count: 111
About This Poem
One of the things I’ve loved ever since I was a kid is playing with language; making up silly words, twisting familiar phrases, and asking questions that don’t always have logical answers. I grew up reading nonsense poems like “Jabberwocky” by Lewis Carroll and “The Owl and the Pussycat” by Edward Lear, and I still remember the tongue twisters and silly songs my dad used to recite, like “Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Bear” and “Mairzy Doats.” Those kinds of playful poems and songs sparked something in me, and they’ve inspired many of the poems I’ve written since.
A few nights ago, just as I was drifting off to sleep, a strange question popped into my head: If it’s a farmer’s job to farm and a teacher’s job to teach, is it a butler’s job to “butle?” It made me laugh so much that I grabbed my phone and jotted it down before I could forget. When I looked at it the next morning, I still thought it was fun. So I ran with it and turned it into a poem.
I hope you enjoy the result as much as I enjoyed writing it. And if you like wordplay poems like this, here are a few more you will probably enjoy:
- The Man from Planet X
- When Chemists Die, They Barium
- My Frog Was in an Accident
- Don’t Rat on a Mouse
- This Afternoon I Met a Slark
- Today I Decided To Make Up a Word
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