Category: Poetry Theater

My Kitten Won’t Stop Talking

Poetry Theater

A poem in two voices

My Kitten Won't Stop Talking by Kenn Nesbitt

Adapted from the poem by Kenn Nesbitt in The Tighty-Whitey Spider published by Sourcebooks Jabberwocky.

Summary: A child finds that their cat has learned how to talk and does so constantly.

Presentation Suggestions: Have the students read or perform the poem in front of the class. Have the students act out the different lines while they read them.

Props: A cat costume or cat ears for the kitten character, if available.

Delivery: The lines of the poem should be read with poetic rhythm. For tips on reciting poetry, please read this post about How to Recite a Poem Like an Expert.

Characters:

Child
Kitten

My Kitten Won’t Stop Talking

Child:

My kitten won’t stop talking.
She just prattles night and day.
She walks around repeating
nearly everything I say.

My kitten never says,

Kitten:

“Meow.”

Child:

She never even purrs.
She mimics me instead
in that annoying voice of hers.

She waits for me to speak,
and then she copies every word,
or begs me for a cracker,
or says,

Kitten:

“I’m a pretty bird.”

Child:

I’m not sure what to do, and so
I simply grin and bear it.
She’s been this way since yesterday;
that’s when she ate my parrot.

THE END!

Copyright © 2010 by Kenn Nesbitt. Adapted from the poem by Kenn Nesbitt in The Tighty-Whitey Spider published by Sourcebooks Jabberwocky.

Permission is given for individual school classes to perform this play and to make as many copies of the play as are needed for the students’ use. All other reproduction and performance is prohibited. For use of this play outside individual classes, please contact me for permission.

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Poetry Theater

A poem in three voices

Rapunzel Rapunzel by Kenn Nesbitt

Adapted from the poem by Kenn Nesbitt in My Hippo Has the Hiccups, published by Sourcebooks Jabberwocky.

Summary: Prince Charming visits Rapunzel to find that she has cut off her long hair.

Presentation Suggestions: Have the students read or perform the poem in front of the class. Have the students act out the different lines while they read them.

Props: A short pink wig and a rope for Rapunzel, and a crown and a stick horse for Prince Charming, if available.

Delivery: The lines of the poem should be read with poetic rhythm. For tips on reciting poetry, please read this post about How to Recite a Poem Like an Expert.

Characters:

Rapunzel
Prince Charming
Narrator

Rapunzel! Rapunzel

Prince Charming:

“Rapunzel! Rapunzel! You’ve cut off your hair!
Your billowing tresses are no longer there.
That mohawk you’re sporting is spiky and pink.
I’m really not certain just what I should think.

“I came here expecting to clamber a braid,
ascending your tower to come to your aid.
Instead I have suffered the greatest of shocks
to find that you’ve cut off your lovely blonde locks.”

Rapunzel:

“Prince Charming, Prince Charming,”

Narrator:

Rapunzel replied,

Rapunzel:

“I have no intention of being your bride.
We will not get married. We will not elope.
I’ve cut off my hair and I’ve braided a rope.

“You came here to visit me once every day,
and promised that soon you would take me away,
but you were too clueless to even conceive
of cutting my hair off so we could just leave.

“I cannot believe you were such a big dope.
I come and I go as I please with my rope.
And so, I’m afraid I can’t give you my hand.
In spite of the fabulous wedding you planned.”

Narrator:

From then on Rapunzel was known through the land.
She toured the world in a rock and roll band.
And silly Prince Charming, with rocks in his head,
rode off and got married to Snow White instead.

THE END!

Copyright © 2009 by Kenn Nesbitt. Adapted from the poem by Kenn Nesbitt in My Hippo Has the Hiccups, published by Sourcebooks Jabberwocky.

Permission is given for individual school classes to perform this play and to make as many copies of the play as are needed for the students’ use. All other reproduction and performance is prohibited. For use of this play outside individual classes, please contact me for permission.

The Dentist Pulled My Tooth Out

Poetry Theater

A poem in two voices

The Dentist Pulled My Tooth Out by Kenn Nesbitt

Adapted from the poem by Kenn Nesbitt in The Aliens Have Landed at Our School!, published by Running Press.

Summary: A child visits an overly enthusiastic dentist.

Presentation Suggestions: Have the students read or perform the poem in front of the class. Have the students act out the different lines while they read them.

Props: A lab coat and pliers would be great props, but if they are not available the poem can be performed without them. At the end of the poem, have the child character stretch their lips over their teeth to appear toothless.

Delivery: The lines of the poem should be read with poetic rhythm. For tips on reciting poetry, please read this post about How to Recite a Poem Like an Expert.

Characters:
Child
Dentist

The Dentist Pulled My Tooth Out

Child:

The dentist pulled my tooth out
and he thought it was such fun
he grabbed his pliers
and dental pryers
and pulled another one.

Dentist:

“Yippee! Hooray! What awesome fun!”

Child:

he shouted out with glee.
He grinned a grin
then went back in
and pulled out number three.

Then number four and number five
and numbers six and seven
were followed by
a cheerful cry
Of

Dentist:

“Eight! Nine! Ten! Eleven!”

Child:

He took a few more from the top
and some from underneath,
he yanked them fast
until at last
he’d pulled out all my teeth.

Without my teeth I cannot chew;
I just eat soup and mush.
But don’t be sad
I’m kind of glad–
I’ll never have to brush!

THE END!

Copyright © 2001 by Kenn Nesbitt. Adapted from the poem by Kenn Nesbitt in The Aliens Have Landed at Our School!, published by Running Press.

Permission is given for individual school classes to perform this play and to make as many copies of the play as are needed for the students’ use. All other reproduction and performance is prohibited. For use of this play outside individual classes, please contact me for permission.