Steve the Superhero

He’s Steve the Superhero
and you simply won’t believe
the powers he possesses
by simply being Steve.

His smile can crack a mirror
and his breath can make you faint.
And when he takes his socks off
it’s been known to peel the paint.

The power in his underarms
can make a grown man cry.
A single burp can make you want
to crawl away and die.

The bad guys know it’s hopeless,
so they all get up and leave
whenever they get wind of him—
the superhero Steve.