What I Told Mrs. Morris When She Asked How I Was Feeling Today
From the book Revenge of the Lunch Ladies
“Grumbly, grouchy,
groggy, grumpy,
sleepy, slouchy,
fussy, frumpy,
whiny, weary,
cranky, crazy,
dingy, dreary,
loopy, lazy,
dizzy, drowsy,
crusty, crummy,
loony, lousy,
scruffy, scummy,
bleary, batty,
shaky, shabby,
rusty, ratty,
cruddy, crabby.
That describes it,
Mrs. Morris.
Thank you for the
new thesaurus.”
— Kenn Nesbitt
Copyright © 2007. All Rights Reserved.
Reading Level: Grade 8
Topics: School Poems, Wordplay
Poetic Techniques: Alliteration, Assonance, Irony, Rhyme Schemes
Word Count: 56
From the book Revenge of the Lunch Ladies
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