Wally Wards the Sword Swallower

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Wally Wards
swallowed swords,
daggers, dirks
and razor blades,
lances, spears,
garden shears,
sabers, scissors,
spikes and spades.

Wally’s jaws
welcomed saws,
hatchets, axes,
power drills,
arrows, picks,
sharpened sticks;
that’s how Wally
got his thrills.

All the same
it’s a shame
Wally Wards
should lose his life.
Wally croaked
when he choked
on a plastic
butter knife.