The All-Bean Diet
From the book The Biggest Burp Ever
Beans for breakfast.
Beans for lunch.
Beans for dinner.
Beans for brunch.
Beans for snacks
and all desserts.
Beans until your
stomach hurts.
This is called
the “All-Bean Diet.”
Man, it’s fun!
You have to try it!
True, it gives you
painful gas…
Still, it sure does
clear the class!
— Kenn Nesbitt
Copyright © 2013. All Rights Reserved.
Reading Level: Grade 1
Topics: Food Poems, School Poems
Poetic Techniques: Alliteration, Descriptive Poems, Repetition
Word Count: 53
From the book The Biggest Burp Ever
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