Random Miranda
From the book My Cat Knows Karate
I’m Random Miranda.
Bananas are good.
Remember the alphabet.
Dinosaurs would.
The things that I tell you,
may seem rather strange,
but that’s just because
here’s a dollar in change.
And next week I’m going to
isn’t this fun?
So never let anyone
hamburger bun.
If maybe you’re wondering
what’s going on,
please let me explain it.
The milk is all gone.
When doing your homework
that man is a spy.
I’m happy to see you.
Just give it a try.
This pencil is purple
and everyone should.
Your dad is a doughnut.
Bananas are good.
This may seem bizarre but
it’s just what I do.
I’m Random Miranda,
so thanks for the shoe.
— Kenn Nesbitt
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Reading Level: Grade 1
Topics: Poems about Kooky Characters, Wacky Weirdness
Poetic Techniques: Assonance, Nonsense Poems
From the book My Cat Knows Karate
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