My Brother Wants to Be a Chef

My brother wants to be a chef
to cook a lot of food,
regardless if it’s grilled or fried,
or poached or steamed or stewed.

He wants to bake and barbecue,
he’ll scald, sautĂ© and roast.
He’ll flame, flambĂ© and fricassee,
he’ll microwave and toast.

But even with these kitchen skills
my brother has no taste.
You see, the only thing he really
likes to eat is paste.