I’m Clever Whenever
From the book The Armpit of Doom
I’m clever whenever
there’s no one around.
Alone, on my own,
I profess I’m profound.
In private, I’m Einstein.
Secluded, I’m smart.
My genius increases
the more I’m apart.
If you think I’m clueless,
it isn’t a trick.
When people are present
I’m dumb as a brick.
But don’t think I’m daft
or not mentally sound.
Whenever I’m clever
there’s no one around.
— Kenn Nesbitt
Copyright © 2012. All Rights Reserved.
Reading Level: Grade 2
Topics: Science and Technology Poems
Poetic Techniques: Assonance, Descriptive Poems, Irony, Rhyme Schemes
Word Count: 67
From the book The Armpit of Doom
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