I’b God a Code
From the book The Aliens Have Landed at Our School!
“I’b sick,” I pout ad blow my doze.
“I’b misseeg all by favorite shows.
I hab to stay id bed, you see.
My mob wode led me watch T.B.
She breegs me chicked soup ad says
that I should try to get sub resd.
Bud I’b too bored ad icky feeleeg
tired of stareeg ad the ceileeg,
achy, cougheeg, stuffed up too.
Bud thaks for askeeg. How are you?”
— Kenn Nesbitt
Copyright © 2001. All Rights Reserved.
Reading Level: Grade 3
Topics: Health, Wordplay
Poetic Techniques: Lyric & Dramatic Poems, Wordplay
Word Count: 75
From the book The Aliens Have Landed at Our School!
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