Dexter McDwyer

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From the book My Hippo Has the Hiccups

I’m Dexter McDwyer, an excellent liar.
I never say anything true.
Which means I’m implying I’m probably lying,
so I don’t believe me. Do you?

 — Kenn Nesbitt

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Reading Level: Grade 2

Topics: Poems about Kooky Characters


From the Book My Hippo Has the Hiccups

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