Cheese Breeze
From the book My Dog Likes to Disco
Whenever I eat dairy,
it makes me have to toot.
You might think that sounds scary.
I think it’s kind of cute.
A sip of milk, some butter,
a tiny bit of cheese,
will make my tummy flutter
and cause a “bottom breeze.”
An ice cream cone or custard,
some yogurt or some ghee,
and then that noise you just heard…
That probably was me.
You might think I’m unlucky.
You might think it’s unfair.
But I don’t find it yucky;
it’s just my dairy air.
— Kenn Nesbitt
Copyright © 2021. All Rights Reserved.
Reading Level: Grade 3
Topics: Food Poems
Poetic Techniques: Pun Poems, Rhyme Schemes
From the book My Dog Likes to Disco
Use This Poem
Would you like to use this poem in your classroom? Would you like permission to reprint, record, recite or broadcast this poem, or set it to music? Please click on one of the following links for permissions and reprint rights information:
