1 Crazy Place

Instead of having streets with names
like Broadway, Park or Main,
our town has streets like Hyper Drive,
No Way, and Lois Lane.

We have a street called Winfirst Place,
a favorite place to go,
and Up-your Alley, Endless Loop,
and even Paddle Row.

We have the Lolo Highway
and a street called Running Walk.
Another one named Circle Square
is just around the block.

We have a street called Tennis Court.
and one that’s Upson Downs.
It’s fair to say we have
the most unusual of towns.

But what I find depressing,
from the window of our class,
we see the street our school is on.
It’s called Yulnever Pass.