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Comments for 'The Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine'

On Oct 14, 2009 chelsea from england wrote:
thanks who made this becuse im only 8 lol god!!!! thanks!
On Oct 14, 2009 Briana from Australlia wrote:
i love the thing i got one for christmas(i wish)
On Oct 11, 2009 yuge from england wrote:
so cool!!!
On Oct 7, 2009 ***cc*** from united states wrote:
that was a pretty good poem and I think ill ask for one for christmasLOLJjKJK
On Oct 5, 2009 Ashveigh from New Zealand wrote:
I absoulutly loooooooove this poem it made me die of laughter, it was soooooooo funny
On Oct 3, 2009 Paulina from TX wrote:
wow,this poem is awsome! your'e really talented
On Sep 28, 2009 Brianna from united states wrote:
This Poem is the best poem I ever read!!!!! I want one of those machines!!!!!!!
On Sep 18, 2009 dorothy from ANTARCTICA wrote:
i wish had 1 of tose things 2 do my hmwrk tis poem was AWSOME!!
On Sep 16, 2009 sussy bonilla from lewisville wrote:
i loved it was cool
On Sep 15, 2009 maria bernal from lewisville wrote:
this poem is really cool way to go
On Sep 15, 2009 Kimberly Paniagua from lewisville wrote:
i loved it. i wish i hade one of tose to do my homework.
On Sep 15, 2009 wendy santana from texas wrote:
this poem it was cool because if there where so maching that it could do does tihng it would be less work
On Sep 14, 2009 xan from sc.isle palms wrote:
AWSOME AWSOME AWSOME AWSOME AWSOME AWOSME
On Aug 30, 2009 Jenna from USA wrote:
It is so cool. I recited in school and everybody loves it. But cant we have a gizmo that eats brussel sprouts to!!
On Aug 23, 2009 jysgueg from sfusgeyurg wrote:
it is so cool! i want 1!! but i agree no brussel sprouts!
On Aug 16, 2009 Gima from usa wrote:
Thats nice. i thought they were going 2 say that it as a mom, but they were tricky with it all in all, a great poem.
On Aug 12, 2009 f from v wrote:
i also want it!
On Aug 9, 2009 BRI from usa wrote:
i WISH I HAD THAT! BUT GEUSS WHAT I WOULD EAT THE BRUSSLE SPROUTS! YUM! YUM!
On Jul 27, 2009 Amulet daiya from Hong Kong wrote:
i will LOVE this thing! i want one! can i?
On Jul 23, 2009 brittany from glouster wrote:
The Marvelous homework and Housework machine is good poem
On Jul 1, 2009 jazmine from u.s.a wrote:
thats so funny
On Jun 8, 2009 erin from England wrote:
ok
On Jun 5, 2009 courtney and clodagh from ireland wrote:
WE we had this gadget.
On Jun 5, 2009 krista from pennsylvainia wrote:
I WANT THAT THING. I NEED IT
On Jun 2, 2009 JESSICA from california wrote:
THIS POEM IS SUPER FUNNY!!
On Jun 1, 2009 Laura from Dubai wrote:
This poem is seriously cool!I am using it for my homework because it is so great.It would be amazing if there really was such a wonderful machine!!!
On Jun 1, 2009 Savannah from South Africa wrote:
this poem is great I even used it for eistedfod this year I got an a
On Jun 1, 2009 max from france wrote:
i sot you were funny,and i was right
On Jun 1, 2009 maximiliilom from france wrote:
i sot you were funny,and i was right
On Mar 12, 2009 meriandy a.k.a bam 7th grader from north carolina wrote:
that girl waz right u people do need 2 learn spelling ,punctuation and grammer or ourse but i do lub dat poem i e-mailed it 2 all of my friends on myspace ! they liked it n so did i!
On Mar 12, 2009 Callie from USA wrote:
That is so cool!! Where can i order one?!!!? ;) Love it!
On Mar 11, 2009 Kate from Canada wrote:
Nice! I want that machine. :)
On Mar 9, 2009 Eva age 9 from Canada wrote:
I loved the poem!! I'm so jealous you can write poems like that. I know this is kinda mean but you other people who post here need to learn grammer, punctuation, and spelling. I mean seriously.
On Mar 6, 2009 shelter from us wrote:
i love this poem! it is awsome!!11 u r such a good poet! i love all ur poems!!!
On Mar 3, 2009 Amy from U.S.A wrote:
cute poem -)
On Mar 1, 2009 corina roissetter from england wrote:
i thought it was really good, i hope one day i could. write poetry like you. i wish there were a house work machine, id make make it do lots and even clean.
On Mar 1, 2009 Corina Roissetter 1995 from england wrote:
i wish i had a house work machine, id make it do all my chores i cant let it go out side though coz it needs to no how to shut doors
On Feb 25, 2009 ?????? from china wrote:
i loved it !!!:):)
On Feb 15, 2009 chloe dawe from england wrote:
it was the best poem so are all the rest u rock infact your the pest poet ever
On Feb 15, 2009 cool cat from scotland wrote:
Your poet was great u should be famos in hollywood by now u are much beter than me. People at school call me a bad poet and other names i can't say:(. Hope you are ok be well keep up the good poets if any one say's that you are not good just egnour then from cool cat your no1 fan:)
On Feb 15, 2009 Yaralis Pacheco from U.S.A wrote:
cool
On Feb 5, 2009 jazzy fizzle from prime time shizzle wrote:
retarded
On Jan 30, 2009 sydney m. skafidas from USA wrote:
it is really cool
On Jan 28, 2009 Shylee from United States wrote:
I liked this, thought it was cute...and if it was real, the kid that made it would make a bundle...lol
On Jan 27, 2009 sharin from usa wrote:
i loved it rhyming and funny poem haha
On Jan 27, 2009 alyssa!!! from ohio wrote:
this is my favorite!!!
On Jan 21, 2009 Josh from Ohio wrote:
It was funny
On Jan 21, 2009 Jared from USA wrote:
I liked the rhyming
On Jan 20, 2009 jazalynn from united states of america wrote:
this poem is great everyone should read this
On Jan 17, 2009 JEREMY!!!!!! from USA wrote:
COOL AND COOLER
On Jan 14, 2009 amanda_33 from canada wrote:
awsome!!!
On Jan 12, 2009 ty from us wrote:
cool robot hay can you send me somethin' like that so i dont have to do stuff
On Jan 9, 2009 Jasmin from usa wrote:
IM using this poem 4 my poem and its all about him every peom i have is about him. Funny
On Jan 8, 2009 MasonDX from U.S.A wrote:
can i have one
On Jan 6, 2009 lol* from us wrote:
This poem was okkk but i still likee BREAKFAST IN BED better!!! sorryyy:[
On Dec 11, 2008 Fatima from UK wrote:
I really enjoy this poem , i wish i could get a robot to do that but more eg;make sure no-one stresses me I really enjoy all your poems Your poems have inspired me I enjoy writing Recently one of my poems has got published in the young writer's anthology I've wrote a poem called isn't it funny I am a fan of your writing So carry on the good work Good luck in the future
On Dec 11, 2008 Jessie Mcartney from usa wrote:
I really like the homeworkmichain
On Dec 11, 2008 bill from america wrote:
funny stuff man i wish i wrote this poam
On Dec 9, 2008 Kenn from USA wrote:
I love my Poems. KiDs, You pick a subject and you just keep writing
On Dec 9, 2008 Kimberly from Miami wrote:
Dear Kenn, If you are reading my writing your poem could have been better but still I loved it. That poem was MAGNIFICENT, MARVOULUS and more but I rather not wast space for a poem that I so much ADORE. Your poem rocks it's 1 of my favorits. I hope you like my letter. From Kimberly
On Dec 9, 2008 salman from usa wrote:
i would always want a homework machine to do my homework but the poem was not that good!
On Dec 9, 2008 karl from miami wrote:
that was awsome!!!
On Dec 9, 2008 ava from us wrote:
LOVE IT!
On Dec 9, 2008 Callie (: from Singapore wrote:
Kenn Nesbitt is th best poet ever :D But this poem is so lame :(
On Dec 9, 2008 Tyler from USA wrote:
I think this was the best poem ever!!
On Dec 9, 2008 cary from USA wrote:
very cool
On Dec 8, 2008 Bachlover101 from America wrote:
This is an AMAZING poem!! Kenn Nesbitt is my favorite poet. Poems like these can cheer anyone on the hardest of days! His poems make you laugh your heart out!!
On Dec 5, 2008 dustin smothers from ky wrote:
that was awseom
On Dec 5, 2008 jess from usa wrote:
that was halaryis
On Dec 5, 2008 caroline from U.S.A wrote:
i think it was ok i sort of liked.
On Dec 5, 2008 taylor davis from miami wrote:
I like that peom alot i think that it should be given an award.
On Dec 5, 2008 andrew from usa wrote:
awsome
On Dec 4, 2008 claire olsen from NEW YORK wrote:
the endings of his poems are always the funniest part. I'm using his poems for a school project.
On Dec 3, 2008 Sandie from USA wrote:
Very cute great for UIL
On Dec 2, 2008 Joshua from USA wrote:
Pretty good.
On Dec 2, 2008 jacquie from U.S.A. wrote:
WOW.that peom was wierdly funney and boring. wait. ok now im just plain confused.
On Dec 2, 2008 ivory from california wrote:
this poem is so great!!
On Nov 24, 2008 Destiny from u.s.a wrote:
I just wish i could have a marvelous homework machine
On Nov 24, 2008 leu from usa wrote:
that was cool
On Nov 24, 2008 Logan from USA wrote:
This would be great if there was really a true machine. Shoot
On Nov 24, 2008 Thomas from USA wrote:
i like to have that machine great poem
On Nov 24, 2008 hunter from usa wrote:
cool
On Nov 24, 2008 karissa from usa wrote:
it was ok
On Nov 14, 2008 joshua coleman from texas wrote:
That was a really good poem I understend how hard it is to write a poem who ever wroteit your awesome and I cant wait to read the next one you write
On Nov 5, 2008 Ashley Mckenzie(GIRL) from Califonia,USA wrote:
I read this poem all the way from America and i loved it so much. Great work to the person who wrote it. I wished i had one of these machine. Keep up the good work dudes!!
On Oct 31, 2008 keemaya gadgil from india wrote:
i would love to use this machine.marvelous.loved it.
On Oct 31, 2008 Emily from austraila wrote:
I loved this poem it was so cool! I love Kenn Nesbitts poems
On Oct 23, 2008 goobledob from pogloodlkad wrote:
i loove it .i wold loove it moroe if it cold go to skool insteed of yoa.
On Oct 17, 2008 Miguel Ángel from México wrote:
This is a great poem that you should read.
On Oct 17, 2008 jet boi from Australia wrote:
That was cool i wish i had one
On Oct 10, 2008 SHANNON from ENGLAND wrote:
DESCRIPTIVE I THOUGHT IT WAS QUITE FUNNY, I LIKED THE ENDING IT GAVE A VERY HUMEROUS PICTURE.
On Aug 12, 2008 lauree from australia wrote:
this is a funny one one of in my class done this for a poem BUT i loveddddd iiittttt a really funny one!
On Jul 31, 2008 Barbie from Barbieland wrote:
I love geography but I hate taking baths!!!!!!!!
On Jul 6, 2008 Sandra from England wrote:
i just wish that i hade one because i need to brush the floor and i HATE having baths.i need to look after my sister,cinta who is 2and a half and my brother who is1and a half. i HATE to do my homework. it is a good poem.
On Jun 1, 2008 Violet from South Africa wrote:
Really cute poem!! I really wish there was a "Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine" -Sigh-
On May 27, 2008 Adeline from Hong Kong wrote:
I really wish I had one because my friends and I usually says that we are allergic to homework!My mum says I am very lazy and being lazy is what I love to do.aAnyway some of my friends are very hardworking because they love homework
On May 26, 2008 zac from australia wrote:
it was good
On May 21, 2008 alexandra from united states of america wrote:
man do i wish i had one of those machines it would help me soooo much
On May 11, 2008 Naomi from Bangladesh wrote:
Its cool,a I hate geography so I hate to study about floods too.
On May 8, 2008 Takirah2 from East Orange U.S.A wrote:
Kenn u must not like geography this is the second poem i read that has something about boring geography the first one was take me out of the classroom btw that poem rocked so did this one ur an awesome poet and u make rockin poems ROCK ON KENN ROCK ON!!!!!!
On May 4, 2008 Clari from England wrote:
It was fabiotastic!!!!!!!!!111
On Apr 30, 2008 Serena from England wrote:
It is a fantastic poem and i enjoyed it alot! Kenn Nesbitt is a great poem writter and i love all of his works. (i wish i had that machine)
On Apr 28, 2008 eliza smith from australia wrote:
it was so funny i wish i had one of those machines
On Apr 20, 2008 Vanessa from South Africa wrote:
This poem ROCKS!!!
On Apr 13, 2008 Brandon helms from USA wrote:
This Poem Rocks Out Loud
On Apr 3, 2008 TaSh from Canada wrote:
Funny
On Mar 16, 2008 Carolyn L. from U.S.A wrote:
It's awsome! I love it! Kenn Nesbit's poems are awsome!(he is too)

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