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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Cat Knows Karate

After Thanksgiving

I Made a New Password

Frank the Friendly Alien

Running Late

Rosy the Dozer

Deep Sea Dance

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Random Miranda

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate

My Virtual Puppy

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Teacher Took My iPod

My Teacher Ate My Homework

My Dog Does My Homework

Today I Got a Valentine

I Made a New Password

Pet Shopping

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

I Bought a Maserati

Olympic Granny

I Think My Dad is Dracula

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Deep Sea Dance

Sleeping Beauty

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Joe the Emoji

I Tried to Take a Selfie

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Santa's Feeling Sick

Pimple Problem

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

My Dog Ate My Homework

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Swinging from the Lights

When Larry Made Lasagna


It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

And Backed My Car into a Tree

I Played a Game

The Games in My Room

After Thanksgiving

I'm Staying Home From School Today

How Not to Play With Your Food

Running Late

Foolish Fiona

Today I Wrote this Poem

My Sister's Name is Seven

My Excellent Education

All My Great Excuses


Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Christmas Shopping

Our Teacher's a Hippie

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

I Went to the Barber

Poor Cinderella

Frank the Friendly Alien

The Cough

Welcome Back to School

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

My Senses All are Backward

Ugly Couple

Hitting Rules

Xbox, Xbox

This Poem's Not About a Dog

November Is upon Us

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Wendy Wise

Opposite Day

Love Sick

I'm Clever Whenever

Merlo the Magnificent

Maine Event

My Mother Does My Homework

Random Miranda

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Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Not-So Fast Food


When Sarah Surfs the Internet

I Tried to Do My Homework

My Lunch

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Five Sense Nonsense

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Cookies for Santa

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

The Day After Christmas

The Armpit of Doom

To B or Not to B

Wayne the Stegosaurus

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

Minecraft Mike

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

Lefty the Lifter

The Biggest Burp Ever

For My Brother, On His Birthday