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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Virtual Puppy

Our Teacher’s a Hippie

Wendy Wise

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Santa’s Feeling Sick

To B or Not to B

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Pimple Problem

I’m Lonely, So Lonely

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

Hitting Rules

My Virtual Puppy

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Olympic Granny

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

I Bought a Maserati

My Teacher Took My iPod

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I Tried to Take a Selfie

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

I Think My Dad is Dracula

My Dog Ate My Homework

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Pimple Problem

My Sister's Name is Seven

Wendy Wise

Our Teacher's a Hippie

Christmas Shopping

Joe the Emoji

Santa's Feeling Sick

My Senses All are Backward

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

How Not to Play With Your Food

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

All My Great Excuses


I Played a Game

Stumblebum Stan

The Games in My Room

November Is upon Us

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Sleeping Beauty

The Cough

Pet Shopping

I'm Clever Whenever

Today I Got a Valentine

Maine Event

Xbox, Xbox

Swinging from the Lights

When Larry Made Lasagna

Merlo the Magnificent

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

December 26

Poor Cinderella

Lefty the Lifter

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

I'm Staying Home From School Today

My Lunch

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

Today I Wrote this Poem

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

To B or Not to B

Cookies for Santa

My Mother Does My Homework

I Tried to Do My Homework

Larry the Librarian

1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

Opposite Day

Hannah's Hammer

Big Lunch

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Wayne the Stegosaurus

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Foolish Fiona

Love Sick

This Poem's Not About a Dog

The Armpit of Doom

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Welcome Back to School

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

The Day After Christmas

Five Sense Nonsense

Not-So Fast Food

For My Brother, On His Birthday

I Raised My Hand in Class

My Puppy Plays Piano

Minecraft Mike

I'm Practically Perfect

The Biggest Burp Ever

That Explains It!

Class Gas

My Puppy Likes the Water

A Reindeer for Christmas

Our Teacher Sings the Beatles

Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run

I Didn't Go Camping

I Never Want to Go to Bed

At History I'm Hopeless

The Tighty-Whitey Spider

I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack