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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Virtual Puppy

Our Teacher’s a Hippie

Wendy Wise

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Santa’s Feeling Sick

To B or Not to B

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Pimple Problem

I’m Lonely, So Lonely

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Dog Does My Homework

My Virtual Puppy

My Teacher Took My iPod

Olympic Granny

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

I Think My Dad is Dracula

I Bought a Maserati

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Sleeping Beauty

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

My Teacher Ate My Homework

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Today I Got a Valentine

I Tried to Take a Selfie

My Dog Ate My Homework

Pet Shopping

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Pimple Problem


Joe the Emoji

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

I'm Staying Home From School Today

I Played a Game

Christmas Shopping

Santa's Feeling Sick

All My Great Excuses

And Backed My Car into a Tree

Foolish Fiona

The Games in My Room


Poor Cinderella

Our Teacher's a Hippie

Swinging from the Lights

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Today I Wrote this Poem

How Not to Play With Your Food

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

When Larry Made Lasagna

My Senses All are Backward

The Cough

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

This Poem's Not About a Dog

Wendy Wise

I'm Clever Whenever

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

Xbox, Xbox

My Sister's Name is Seven

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Maine Event

My Mother Does My Homework

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

November Is upon Us

Hitting Rules

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Love Sick

Welcome Back to School

Opposite Day

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Merlo the Magnificent

My Lunch

Five Sense Nonsense

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Please Don't Read This Poem

I Tried to Do My Homework

Swimming Ool

1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Cookies for Santa

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

Not-So Fast Food

To B or Not to B

Lefty the Lifter

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

My Excuse

The Armpit of Doom

Wayne the Stegosaurus

The Day After Christmas

My Excellent Education

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

For My Brother, On His Birthday

The Biggest Burp Ever

Minecraft Mike

I Raised My Hand in Class

A Dream of School Supplies

Brody the Custodian

My Puppy Plays Piano

Coal in My Stocking

Larry the Librarian

My Puppy Likes the Water

That Explains It!

My Special Diet

Class Gas

A Reindeer for Christmas