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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Virtual Puppy

Our Teacher’s a Hippie

Wendy Wise

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Santa’s Feeling Sick

To B or Not to B

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Pimple Problem

I’m Lonely, So Lonely

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Virtual Puppy

Olympic Granny

My Teacher Took My iPod

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

I Think My Dad is Dracula

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

And Backed My Car into a Tree

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

I Bought a Maserati

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I Tried to Take a Selfie

My Dog Ate My Homework

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Today I Got a Valentine

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Christmas Shopping

Pet Shopping

Sleeping Beauty

Joe the Emoji

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Pimple Problem

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

All My Great Excuses

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Santa's Feeling Sick

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Swinging from the Lights

I Played a Game

My Senses All are Backward

The Games in My Room

Our Teacher's a Hippie

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

Foolish Fiona

Poor Cinderella


The Cough

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

How Not to Play With Your Food

Wendy Wise

This Poem's Not About a Dog

My Sister's Name is Seven

Xbox, Xbox

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

Hitting Rules

I'm Clever Whenever

Maine Event

Today I Wrote this Poem

When Larry Made Lasagna

Lefty the Lifter

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

November Is upon Us

A Dream of School Supplies

My Mother Does My Homework

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Opposite Day

My Lunch

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15

I Tried to Do My Homework

Love Sick

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Welcome Back to School

My Excuse

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Cookies for Santa

Larry the Librarian

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

Five Sense Nonsense

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Not-So Fast Food

To B or Not to B

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

Wayne the Stegosaurus

The Armpit of Doom

Merlo the Magnificent

The Day After Christmas

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

For My Brother, On His Birthday

The Biggest Burp Ever

I Raised My Hand in Class

Minecraft Mike

Coal in My Stocking

My Puppy Plays Piano

That Explains It!

Class Gas

My Puppy Likes the Water

A Reindeer for Christmas

Our Teacher Sings the Beatles

Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run

I Didn't Go Camping

I Never Want to Go to Bed

At History I'm Hopeless

I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack

The Tighty-Whitey Spider