Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Today's My Favorite Holiday	I Think My Dad is Dracula	The Horsemen are Headless this Evening	When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid	There's a Witch Outside My Window
The Monsters' Musical Contest	Halloween Party	I Grew a Foot this Summer	My Dog is Running Faster	Gordon's Garden

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

That Explains It!

I Knew a Guy

I Think My Dad is Dracula

I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack

My Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites. These poems are also ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Halloween Party	When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid	Swinging From the Lights	My Cat Goes Flying Through the Air	My Book Report is Due Today
Meat Loaf	The Drinking Fountain	The Tiger and the Zebra	My Excellent Education	I'm Getting Sick of Peanut Butter
My Chicken's On the Internet	My Hippo Has the Hiccups	The Sad Story of Tommy McTivver	My Elephant is Missing	I Have Noodles in My Nostrils
Sleeping Beauty	My Dog is Not Like Other Dogs	Sick Fish	Today I Got a Valentine	My Robot Does My Homework
Poor Cinderella	Today's My Favorite Holiday	Georgie Porgie	Alex's Allergy	Today I Touched the Buffalobster
My Dad's a Secret Agent	My Dog is Running Faster	My Car is Constructed of Pickles	I'm a Wizard, I'm a Warlock	Frank, the Frog Collector

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Poems by Category

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