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My Chicken's On the Internet

My chicken's on the Internet.
She surfs the web all day.
I've tried to stop her browsing
but, so far, there's just no way.

She jumps up on the mouse
and then she flaps around like mad
to click on every hyperlink
and every pop-up ad.

She plays all sorts of chicken games.
She messages her folks.
She watches chicken videos
and forwards chicken jokes.

She writes a blog for chickens
and she uploads chicken pics.
She visits chicken chat rooms
where she clucks about her chicks.

I wouldn't mind so much
except my keyboard's now a wreck.
She hasn't learned to type yet;
she can only hunt and peck.

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

This poem appears in the book
The Tighty-Whitey Spider


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On Mar 7, 2010 Erika from usa wrote:
How can you meet a chicken on the internet??? That poem is so funny I hope that everyone gets curious that a chicken in the internet!!!!!
On Mar 7, 2010 Calista from United States wrote:
OMG LOve THIS POEM!
On Mar 4, 2010 Rachel from USA wrote:
I love chickens. I also love cows and frogs. This poem is great. I love the idea of chickens online. CHICKENS ROCK!!
On Mar 4, 2010 Beth from USA wrote:
2 cute. These poems r my favorite!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Mar 2, 2010 Jamie T. from China wrote:
I LOVE CHICKENS THEY ARE FUN TO SLAP! I ALSO LOVE LLAMAS! i HEART CHICKENS!

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