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I Often Contradict MyselfI often contradict myself.
Oh no, I never do.
I argue with me day and night.
That simply isnt true.
Oh yes it is. Oh no it's not.
I do this all day long.
Oh no I don't. Oh yes I do.
That's right. No way! It's wrong.
I'm really quite agreeable.
I argue night and day.
I love to be around myself.
I wish I'd go away.
So if you see me arguing,
it's certain that you won't.
I like to contradict myself.
I promise you I don't.
--Kenn Nesbitt |  This poem appears in the book
My Hippo Has the Hiccups |
Copyright © 2009 Kenn Nesbitt
All Rights Reserved
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On Oct 7, 2009 aerofizz from USA wrote:
Gr8 job.
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On Oct 7, 2009 numba 1 man in the house from usa wrote:
This is funny! oh yea i almost forgot to say im the best and i will pown anyone |  |
On Oct 3, 2009 anonymous from Portugal wrote:
I loved it! great for my english homework.... eheheh... it is awesome, never seen better or funnier!!
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On Sep 20, 2009 doodle from USA wrote:
i love this poem it's funny | |
On Sep 14, 2009 Olivia from U.S.A wrote:
This poem is so funny! OMG, LOL ! |
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