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My Bunny Lies Over My Doggy

(sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean")

My pets were out practicing football.
My frog intercepted a pass.
My cat and my dog and my bunny
then tackled him flat on the grass.

My bunny lies over my doggy.
My doggie's on top of my cat.
My kitty is over my froggy,
and that's why my froggy is flat.

CHORUS
Green splat. Green splat.
Oh, that's why my froggy is flat, like that.
Green splat. Green splat.
Oh, that's why my froggy is flat.

My froggy's as flat as a pancake.
A paper-thin froggy's the worst.
He cannot eat flies now for dinner
except when I flatten them first.

CHORUS

If you see your pets playing football,
it's best if you bring them inside
or you may end up with a froggy
who's flattened and seven feet wide.

CHORUS

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

This poem appears in the book
My Hippo Has the Hiccups


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On Nov 10, 2009 melli from usA wrote:
I FREKIN HAD TO LEARN THIS HOLE POEM FOR SOME PROJECT AT SCHOOL BUT I DID MANAGE TO REMEMBER IT
On Oct 22, 2009 bobilina from usa wrote:
my favorite!!!
On Oct 18, 2009 Amanda from Spring Valley, Ill wrote:
Awesome!!
On Oct 15, 2009 caleb ashworth from united states wrote:
this was homo but funny=]
On Oct 12, 2009 Tim from Austria wrote:
HI GUYS

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