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A Fish in a Spaceship
A fish in a spaceship is flying through school.
A dinosaur's dancing on top of a stool.
The library's loaded with orange baboons,
in purple tuxedos with bows and balloons.
The pigs on the playground are having a race
while pencils parade in their linens and lace.
As camels do cartwheels and elephants fly,
bananas are baking a broccoli pie.
A hundred gorillas are painting the walls,
while robots on rockets careen through the halls.
Tomatoes are teaching in all of the classes.
Or maybe, just maybe, I need some new glasses.
On Oct 19, 2009 John McBride from AUSTRALLIA wrote:
Nice one Ken! I thought It was one of your best poems, I love all your work.....I Think about you all the time, when im playing with the kids around my way mostly.
On Oct 19, 2009 CHEESY CHARLIE AKA BLUE CHEESE from AARON MORRIS'S TREE OF SPYING wrote:
A GIANT CHEESEMAN JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE BIGFOOT AND A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD SKINNY CARTMAN BUT THEN THE GIANT JEWISH PENGUIN FLEW OVER THE HILL WITH GLASSES ON AND I SAID HEY I LIKE TO EAT MARSHMALLOWS WITH CHEESE AND CHOCOLATE AND HE GAVE ME A BLUNKETT
On Oct 14, 2009 tommy from diviz wrote:
alrite like world of warcraft
On Jul 29, 2009 amz from auz wrote:
weird. kind of scery. lmao
On Jul 15, 2009 Olivia from USA wrote:
l.o.l super funny! milk came out my nose!
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