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Mashed Potatoes on the Ceiling
Mashed potatoes on the ceiling.
Green beans on the floor.
Stewed tomatoes in the corner.
Squash upon the door.
Pickled peppers in my pocket.
Spinach up my sleeves.
Mushrooms in my underpants with
leeks and lettuce leaves.
Okra, onions, artichokes,
asparagus and beets;
buried neatly underneath the
cushions of our seats.
All the rest I've hidden in my socks
and down my shirt.
I'm done with all my vegetables.
I'm ready for dessert!
On Sep 28, 2009 keziahhhh!!!! from sydney,Australia wrote:
luv this poem!!! lol!!! it's sooooo funny. my sister nearly peed!!!! hahahahaha
On Sep 28, 2009 Amy from UK wrote:
Ha ha, lovely poem. Im printing it out and taking it to school it's so funny!
On Sep 23, 2009 Israa from Adelaide wrote:
I loved that
LOLL
That was awesome
What a brain ,, you've got
i mean i know i make poems but youu
your like GOOD!
HAHA
LOL
On Sep 20, 2009 tigerlily from london wrote:
this is a great poem and it's really funny!!!!!!
On Sep 18, 2009 brooke fenner from united states wrote:
it is so funny i love it !!!
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