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Comments for 'I Knew a Guy'

On Nov 20, 2009 cindy from U.S.A wrote:
That guy you knew sounds alot like my friend,but he is cooler!!!!!!!! :P
On Nov 18, 2009 Caroline from Canada wrote:
THAT IS SUCH A CUTE POEM THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH!
On Nov 17, 2009 Darren Wang from U.S.A wrote:
I LOVE IT !1OO% PERFECT ! IT IS NOT 100% IT IS $SUPER%**
On Nov 17, 2009 Sally from New York wrote:
I Love it! It is 100%!!! NO! It is 1000%! Sorry! But it is super%**Bravo! Fantastic!
On Nov 16, 2009 miss.dont tutch me!!! from here!!! cant u see me? wrote:
I am so cool!!! 8)
On Nov 15, 2009 shuntarious from north caroline wrote:
o that junk was so awsome dude i like that you need to make another one.
On Nov 15, 2009 Elijah Sneed, (; from Africa wrote:
I LOVE this poem! Sinserly, Elijah Sneed. From:Ocean Springs Middle \Ocean Springs M.S.! :D
On Nov 15, 2009 Jazmine from England wrote:
I just lerve this poem!!! I think it is sooo funny!!
On Nov 15, 2009 Sophie, the best from America wrote:
this poem is great! the writer should keep on writing. I loved it, although the last line was not the best
On Nov 11, 2009 joe from england wrote:
i think your poem was fanominal you should carry on writing poems.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you should carry a grammy award for your poems !!!!!! i also loved i grew a foot today
On Nov 11, 2009 hannah from england wrote:
i loved this poem i laugthed my head offfffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Nov 11, 2009 Peggy from Great Britain wrote:
Its soo cooll. I absolutely loved it. Fantastic poem and I think u should carry on writing rhyming poems.
On Nov 11, 2009 chan from england wrote:
i loved this poem because it is soo funny
On Nov 11, 2009 hello is so funny from mkszjfdsfks wrote:
I lovvvve this guy he is hilarious!!!
On Nov 10, 2009 Sophie A from Australia wrote:
I loved this poem because it was humerous and it really engadged me and so I wanted to read more
On Nov 10, 2009 Allyson from U.S.A wrote:
I love this poem ALOT !!!!! This guy is great at rhyming!! FANTASTIC poem !
On Nov 6, 2009 Gillian from usa wrote:
LOL ha ha
On Nov 6, 2009 callie21 from pa wrote:
YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT WRITIG POEMS!
On Nov 3, 2009 Vern Nova from Maryland wrote:
I love this poem! I did it for declamation day and my teacher loved it!
On Nov 2, 2009 gianna rae giambrone from usa wrote:
i luv it happy halloween !!!!!!!!!!!!<3 it why would HE DO THAT SILLY GUY!!!!!
On Oct 30, 2009 lillie137 from new zealand wrote:
love it. it is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Oct 30, 2009 isabel from san jose wrote:
i realy loved your opem i hope you do another one
On Oct 30, 2009 gloria from texas wrote:
loved it
On Oct 29, 2009 anonymous from anonymous wrote:
GREAT POEM!
On Oct 28, 2009 James from England wrote:
I think its really cool and complicated
On Oct 28, 2009 Samantha from United States wrote:
I Love This poem I think It was very creative and silly. Expeshaly the end!
On Oct 28, 2009 gardner from florida wrote:
love it
On Oct 28, 2009 lagrjaca from ireland wrote:
what a good poem!!!!
On Oct 26, 2009 Viktoria Vorlsava -((( from ghdsohf wrote:
GOOD!
On Oct 25, 2009 sam from usa wrote:
nice
On Oct 22, 2009 Milly Georgia from England wrote:
This is like the coolest poem ever
On Oct 21, 2009 cameron lamm from usa wrote:
this is the best one I herd in years
On Oct 20, 2009 alexis from va wrote:
this is the best poam ever
On Oct 15, 2009 j man from us wrote:
i know a guy how knows a guy that stuck his finger in his eye now he is blind
On Oct 15, 2009 rgfafcygareyfghgdfy from maryland wrote:
this is the best poam every!!!!!!!!(this goes on for a long a time)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Oct 14, 2009 chris from nc wrote:
this poem becase its funny bye.
On Oct 13, 2009 kitty from america wrote:
me 22222 i choosen it for my class 2 read it out its so cooool
On Oct 12, 2009 kldude from England wrote:
I really liked this poem... I have chosen to read it out for my school poetry competition
On Oct 11, 2009 Morgaine Delahoy from Australia wrote:
My friend Aimee Pedler told this poem at school.I LOVED it!!!
On Oct 7, 2009 Marisol from California wrote:
Haha I LOve Dis POem Its Soo Kool LOl
On Oct 7, 2009 Jade Gross from U.S.A wrote:
THIS POEM WAZ VERY KUTE.
On Oct 5, 2009 angel from united kingdom wrote:
love the rhymes
On Sep 30, 2009 Cool Girl 66 from London wrote:
i loved that so much it is the best poem i have read and heard omg i want to be that good at a poem
On Sep 30, 2009 sinead from england wrote:
loved it
On Sep 29, 2009 holly from Austrail wrote:
l so love it so much it is the best poem in the world
On Sep 29, 2009 cc from unitd states wrote:
lolololol that was the best poem i ever read lolololol
On Sep 29, 2009 ag from united states wrote:
that was cool how he can die by sticking his finger in his eye
On Sep 28, 2009 da kullest from nz wrote:
hae good poem it mean azzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!
On Sep 24, 2009 sarah from united states wrote:
that poem was funny i couldnt stop laughing
On Sep 24, 2009 Marielle from USA wrote:
um...pretty good how old r u?
On Sep 22, 2009 KEN BROOKS from GA wrote:
THAT WAS TO FUNNY LOVE YA BOY KEN BROOKS FROM GA
On Sep 20, 2009 laoise from ireland wrote:
this is the best poem in the world!!!!!!!!
On Sep 17, 2009 sara from uk wrote:
it was great way cool and funny
On Sep 16, 2009 -- from USA wrote:
I might use this for my school rap song.My teacher made it up.
On Sep 14, 2009 kathrine from london wrote:
lol very funny like the end lol
On Sep 14, 2009 Maddison from Australia wrote:
AWESOME
On Sep 14, 2009 bethany from australia wrote:
i like tha end lol
On Sep 14, 2009 linda from scotland wrote:
lol crazy
On Sep 14, 2009 nick from victoria wrote:
lol dis is funnys
On Sep 10, 2009 Danielle from Australia wrote:
Exelent Poem so funny I just can't stop laughing out loud
On Sep 10, 2009 jasmine from america wrote:
lolol funny
On Sep 9, 2009 Christopher from Roanoke wrote:
This is a very funny poem. You did a good job. LOLOL..
On Sep 9, 2009 Gina from USA wrote:
this poem is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Sep 8, 2009 Madeline Bailye from USA wrote:
It was very,very funny mate. It was so funny A boy in my class did it for a poem and everyone laghed the whole way throgh!!!!! HA!!!HA!!!HA!!!
On Sep 8, 2009 alibaba from bungladesh wrote:
funny especialy the end,and btw im not alibaba and im not from bungladesh if thats how u spell it OH AND BTW(IM REALLY REALLY UGLY,IF YOU LOOK AT ME,YOU WILL BECOME BLIND SO DONT LOOK AT ME THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION)
On Sep 8, 2009 KASSIE AND MORGAN from U.S.A wrote:
LOL!!!!!! FUNNY
On Sep 6, 2009 Lara from germany wrote:
this poem is awesome!!!! this is the best poem I ever saw!!!!!!
On Sep 4, 2009 sophia from canada wrote:
I love this poem!!
On Sep 3, 2009 SHEWA from B.C wrote:
I LOVE THIS POEM SO MUSH
On Sep 3, 2009 mandark from new jersey wrote:
THIS IS AWSOME AWSOME i kidding stupid
On Aug 31, 2009 Imeleta from Australia wrote:
Hi I love all your peotry they are so funny:D
On Aug 31, 2009 MMIICCHHAAEELL!!!!!!! from where ever u come from wrote:
funny lol its so random
On Aug 30, 2009 ash mexico from mexico wrote:
i thought it was halirious
On Aug 26, 2009 Jasmine and Yasmine from United states wrote:
i love this poem it it so funny love it alot hope you make more like these
On Aug 26, 2009 Karina from England wrote:
This is a very good poem. my mum loved it! :)
On Aug 24, 2009 Luca Wright from Australia wrote:
I like this poem because my friend said ''I knew a guy and he did stick his finger in his eye'' g'bye!
On Aug 24, 2009 Taylor from United kingdom wrote:
That poem was so cool try turning it into a song like I did.
On Aug 23, 2009 mandi from australia wrote:
this was really funny and totally reminded me of what my friend would say
On Aug 20, 2009 Vampirebat1 from Australia wrote:
This is Wicked!
On Aug 13, 2009 Tusi from Australia wrote:
I loved it I luved it so much i told my best friend 2 read it with me best poem ever in da world lol
On Aug 11, 2009 Joy Kang from NZ wrote:
itz so funny
On Aug 10, 2009 Hinrich from Hong Kong wrote:
This is the most funniest poem that I ever seen!
On Aug 5, 2009 chrisy from australia wrote:
i love this poem i thought this was the funniest poem of them all.lol ttfn
On Aug 5, 2009 Yasmin from United Kingdom wrote:
I liked this poem but it had too too much rhymes in once in a while it is alright but it is jam packed with them, i found it funny though,to improve less rhymes because it makes it hard to read
On Aug 5, 2009 Skyee Rosee from Australia wrote:
I think it is so funny
On Aug 5, 2009 Millie from U.K wrote:
It is relly cool but sad
On Jul 26, 2009 katie macbeth from england wrote:
It is really funny never heard a poem that funny
On Jul 22, 2009 sahisdabest from Brizzy, Australia wrote:
liked it! one of the few that I actually like! Well Done... I knew a guy too who stuck his finger in his eye but he didn't cry!
On Jul 21, 2009 Poet4ever from Canada wrote:
That was awesome. You are a really good poet. all your poems make me smile.
On Jul 14, 2009 daniro from engaland wrote:
i love it make a nother
On Jul 8, 2009 Tamera Wallwork from England, Manchester wrote:
i thought this poem was really truely fantastic, i am 11 and i loved it!
On Jul 8, 2009 ruthba from uk wrote:
i realy love it and it is a good poems and do a nother 1
On Jul 2, 2009 ~KAYLA~ from N.Y.C. wrote:
Really funny!!! I loved it! i give it a two thumbs up!or at least one, the other one got in his eye and not only is the guy crying so as the finger!!
On Jul 1, 2009 Jenna from Korea wrote:
hah i love this poem. just that i cant understand thatmuch,cuz im Korean
On Jun 29, 2009 sonjia from florida wrote:
i love this place LOL not
On Jun 28, 2009 brodie carroll from australia adelaida wrote:
i wrote a poem myself youve made me write it because how good you are
On Jun 28, 2009 angela hunt from melbourne wrote:
l love this cool poem because it makes me and my friend laugh
On Jun 26, 2009 gorge from batjig wrote:
hi man hope you write back
On Jun 26, 2009 sammy202 from Australia wrote:
i really like this poem. its really funny.
On Jun 23, 2009 meghan from AUSTRALIA wrote:
WOW!I LOVED IT
On Jun 20, 2009 Arini from Indonesia wrote:
Not so bad.I like it! Funny, I think this poetry can entertain audience! But i can't understanding what the meaning of this poetry.
On Jun 16, 2009 Cass Riel from Sutton wrote:
It is a very good poem!! it rocks
On Jun 15, 2009 fred from bayjig wrote:
this poem is weird but cool
On Jun 14, 2009 sofie from england wrote:
ummmmmmmmm well that is a random poem but i LOVED it!!!!!!!
On Jun 14, 2009 Preeti from India wrote:
Its so cute..
On Jun 14, 2009 poppy from england wrote:
i love that poem it grate
On Jun 14, 2009 beoncye from U.S.A wrote:
it funny NOT
On Jun 8, 2009 poppy + melissa from england wrote:
we loved it it was sofunny
On Jun 8, 2009 nh from nh wrote:
huh
On Jun 8, 2009 mario fattore from australia wrote:
wat was da guys name who new a guy
On Jun 8, 2009 louise davis from helensbrugh wrote:
that is great that is what a guy said to a guy who pocked his finger in his eye who cryed and cryed
On Jun 5, 2009 courtney and clodagh from ireland wrote:
this poem rocked as much as the guy who wrote it.
On Jun 4, 2009 milly moore from england wrote:
it is rude and funny
On Jun 4, 2009 name from country wrote:
comment is a company who serves good coments
On Jun 4, 2009 big bird elmo brother from seasme street wrote:
i loved it it was the best poem ever that i would ever read .I love to read poems that are funny .they well make me funny.OMG guys i think i this is the funnyest poem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok guys i found out my mom recyles and my dad cleans. i just found out what a poem is. it is ryming words. by big
On Jun 4, 2009 Miley Cyrus from L.A wrote:
lifes what u make it so lets make it rock well i know this poem rocked my socks off it was da bomb it was awesome!
On Jun 4, 2009 elmo from seasme street wrote:
I loved it. One of the funniest things I ever saw. I never knew what poetry was till I read this. My mommy recycles. and my daddy is funny. OMG!!!! i JUST KIDDING Charlie Brown and Mary poppins
On Jun 3, 2009 penny from jackson wrote:
om lol it was ffffunny!!!!!!!!!!
On Jun 3, 2009 Lily Tropica from America wrote:
I feel sooo bad for that guy... But it was really funny!!!
On Jun 3, 2009 bob from UK wrote:
uhh.. it was pretty good
On Jun 2, 2009 lyn from michagan wrote:
hey i love this poem it is realy good i love it !!!!!!!!!!!!
On Jun 2, 2009 jenselein from U.S. wrote:
that was funny?!
On Jun 1, 2009 mair from india wrote:
cool funny
On Jun 1, 2009 ?????????????????????????????? from middle of no where wrote:
awsome!!! peace out dude!!!!!!!!!!! funny
On Jun 1, 2009 anna from dubai wrote:
it was very funny lol =)
On Jun 1, 2009 ?????who from??????? from ????where from?????? wrote:
hahahaha lol very funny =)
On Jun 1, 2009 madison from usa wrote:
lol so foolish of that guy funny
On Jun 1, 2009 emma from nsw wrote:
who would do that lol.
On May 29, 2009 ???? from ???? wrote:
l0l very funny!! (:
On May 28, 2009 jessica from canada wrote:
oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is so funny!!!!!!!!ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!
On May 28, 2009 chloe from ontairo wrote:
ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!! very funny!!!!!!!!!!!
On May 27, 2009 Tianna Nixon from USA wrote:
this is a very good poem! good job! i give it two thumbs up =)
On May 27, 2009 Jordan from USA wrote:
Why would you put your finger in your eye? That would hurt!
On May 27, 2009 brianna from us wrote:
cool
On May 26, 2009 Farrin from United states wrote:
that was a great poem !!!!!!!I Love it more than the kitty one!
On May 26, 2009 Violet- from Canada wrote:
this poem is funny
On May 26, 2009 "Caroline" from Canada wrote:
Hahaha, i like this one its pritty funny
On May 25, 2009 miley from texas wrote:
that was really funny woo good job keep the funny ones up
On May 24, 2009 yancy from united states wrote:
i think it rhymes way too much ,but i like it even though its a bit confusing . can you also please respond to my e-mail i sent you?
On May 24, 2009 zora from australia wrote:
who thats the best one i see
On May 24, 2009 Parivash from Pakistan wrote:
COOOOOOOOOOL! This poem is truly rocking! Great job!Keep it up!
On May 24, 2009 Brian from United States wrote:
ummmmm....... ok then. funny

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