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Comments for 'I Often Contradict Myself'

On Oct 7, 2009 aerofizz from USA wrote:
Gr8 job.
On Oct 7, 2009 numba 1 man in the house from usa wrote:
This is funny! oh yea i almost forgot to say im the best and i will pown anyone
On Oct 3, 2009 anonymous from Portugal wrote:
I loved it! great for my english homework.... eheheh... it is awesome, never seen better or funnier!! LOL
On Sep 20, 2009 doodle from USA wrote:
i love this poem it's funny
On Sep 14, 2009 Olivia from U.S.A wrote:
This poem is so funny! OMG, LOL !
On Sep 14, 2009 STEPHANIE from AMERICA wrote:
OMG! THIS IS SO FUNNY LOL
On Sep 7, 2009 superstar8901 from USF(u.s. funny) wrote:
I think this is hilarious!
On Sep 3, 2009 colgurl from pakistan wrote:
this is awesome!!i luv it!!
On Aug 30, 2009 daniel from australia wrote:
it's wonderful!
On Aug 12, 2009 sandra cotton from new zealand wrote:
this poem is pretty weird but enjoyable
On Aug 5, 2009 flubabalub from gvyuguih wrote:
Ido that too!
On Aug 4, 2009 Yasmin from United Kingdom wrote:
This is kinda confusing but it is funny aswell!
On May 25, 2009 an angel from in the heavens wrote:
uh !!!!!!!!! what does it mean???
On May 20, 2009 Gabrielle from USA wrote:
omg! I used it for my project, too! This is so awesome...i love arguing with myself, WAIT NO I DONT! =)
On May 19, 2009 yoshiroxmysox from MarioKart Wii wrote:
omg that is sooooo coolio
On May 19, 2009 Alfalfer from Australia wrote:
it is cool man LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!
On May 18, 2009 Laura from USA wrote:
Man, this is such a great poem because it's so true! This seems to almost be a tribute to all the hipocritic people that always pop up at just the wrong time!
On Jan 18, 2009 anon from bahrain wrote:
Amazing. so gooooood that i performed it for my project, (i also got a good grade
On Dec 19, 2008 spencer from america wrote:
i really liked this poem, so i memorized it. people like to hear it.
On Mar 18, 2008 fragile93 from usa wrote:
wow....its really good !!!
On Mar 16, 2008 Kimberly H from Washington, USA wrote:
I loved the poem! It made me think of my youngest son!
On Mar 12, 2008 r43l from USA wrote:
this is really good! reminds me of shel silverstein.
On Mar 12, 2008 Percy from England wrote:
"you are a great writter thoe "
On Feb 25, 2006 lonnie from Washington. DC wrote:
This was a great poem. I t made me laugh lol and I loved it because it was a weired thought for a poem!
On Feb 24, 2006 bobo bot from Denmark wrote:
It was OK not OOOOKKKKKK it was just OK ok. Wait Wo That was cool ok. Wait Wo I did it agian OK. Wait ok let's start from the beginning ok. IT WAS AN OK POEM OK. wait
On Feb 24, 2006 Max Van Boening from Rapid City South Dakota wrote:
It was an (If I may copie from my friend Babo Bot) OK poem OK.
On Feb 24, 2006 Robbo from Australia wrote:
That was a mad effert,pretty kool poem! good job, keep up the good work
On Feb 23, 2006 seth from usa wrote:
it was pretty good but not your best good job thoe you are a great writter thoe
On Feb 20, 2006 Chloe from USA wrote:
*giggle* That was exelently funny!
On Feb 18, 2006 Julia B from Malta in Ibrag wrote:
Good poem!
On Feb 16, 2006 Chrissy from Melbourne Australia wrote:
By far my favourite poem of yours. Love it!
On Feb 14, 2006 Gopika from India wrote:
It is a very good poem. Keep up this good work and continue writting. Best of luck!
On Feb 11, 2006 max from usa wrote:
what does contradict mean
On Feb 11, 2006 babo bop from denmark the country wrote:
dat wasn't not good. Tehe tehe haha haha teha haaaaaaaaaaa! I made a funny.
On Feb 7, 2006 katelyn from USA wrote:
I really liked this poem. This is one of my favorites!
On Jan 28, 2006 pooboi from U,S of A wrote:
THAT WAS THE WORST POEM I HAVE EVER READ
On Jan 25, 2006 alex from u.s of a wrote:
this is hexa funny lol.. reminds me of myself
On Jan 23, 2006 jess from england wrote:
so funny!!reminds me of me sometimes!!
On Jan 12, 2006 sneha from india wrote:
it's really funny i like it
On Jan 12, 2006 john from ameica wrote:
nice poem it reminds me of some pepole i see
On Jan 6, 2006 Danielyeager from U.S.A wrote:
Not bad I like it alot it reminds me of myself if you don't think so ohwell
On Jan 6, 2006 Januansu from America wrote:
This poem reminds me of when I can't decide on what to do!
On Jan 4, 2006 Kimbra from AMERICA!!! wrote:
I loved it..... dude you can really rhyme! We're doing our Poetry unit right now in English and i could really you use your rhyming skills!
On Jan 3, 2006 JULIE from ALASKA wrote:
this poem is ABSOLUTELY FUNNY
On Jan 3, 2006 Matt Theissan from U.S. wrote:
that poem reminded me of a thing that is poem-like and its like pretty kool, haha :)
On Dec 31, 2005 Mr. Dude from Can. wrote:
This is an old one! Last the people half in my school did this for the poetry recitel! It's good anywany.
On Dec 30, 2005 Rhea and Tara from India wrote:
Awesome! You tickled our laughing buds!
On Dec 30, 2005 Ebert and Roeper from USA wrote:
This Poem is REALLY good! Kenn Nesbit is a magnificent poet.
On Dec 29, 2005 kennxa246 from USA wrote:
sometimes i argue with myself! that was a funny poem! LOL
On Dec 29, 2005 Heather from USA wrote:
I love this poem! It is soooo funny. I laugh every time I read it!
On Dec 29, 2005 Kimberly from Texas wrote:
This peom is funny as it goes back and forth!
On Dec 29, 2005 Laura Brooks from Scotland wrote:
I think that this is a very clever poem. The way it's written confuses you at first, but then you can't help but read it again. :^)

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