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Comments for 'My Dog is Not the Smartest Dog'

On Oct 19, 2009 Daniel Williams from South Africa wrote:
I just worry how the dog might feel when he knows that his owner says he is not the smartest dog around
On Sep 28, 2009 swetia from India wrote:
i learned this poem too
On Aug 10, 2009 paskelle from australia wrote:
thats the best poem eva
On Aug 2, 2009 Alicia from Australia wrote:
Lots of imagination in zat poem!
On Jul 31, 2009 CHARNE PRETORIUS from SOUTH AFRICA wrote:
DUDE THAT WAS KIFF STUFF....WERE IN THE WORLD CAN A DOG SPEAK?BUT THATS OK ILL USE MY IMAGINATION
On Jul 23, 2009 claire from south africa wrote:
this poem is totally awesome accept ive never heard of such a dumb dog but i wouldn't mind having a dog so dumb . it would make me laugh all day and night
On Jul 8, 2009 Rebecca from Jasper wrote:
It was okay. I liked it.
On Jul 7, 2009 Adona from United States wrote:
This is so so. I'm not really crazy about this.
On Jul 1, 2009 Jenny smith from england wrote:
its ok but ive heard better poems
On Jun 28, 2009 Leilua from New Zealand wrote:
this poem is so so funny!!!!
On Jun 18, 2009 shum tai from India wrote:
great thinking! my mother says, "money does not grow on trees." (not tigers)
On Jun 11, 2009 oilers from canada wrote:
so so funny
On Jun 11, 2009 mitchel from canada wrote:
so so so funny
On Jun 10, 2009 Cole from New Zealand wrote:
my dogs a golden labrador and he's not the sharpest knife in the draw.
On Jun 8, 2009 connor from england wrote:
i like this poem because my dog is a bit like that to
On Jun 3, 2009 Corey_Wilson1997 from Australia wrote:
Wow!! Funny Poem Much =) Haha My Dog IS Sooo Stupid JUST Likew Yours My DOG Plays GOLF.. X Haha!!
On Jun 1, 2009 Kirsty from Australia wrote:
I love my dog is not the smartest dog. I think you should put more on the web like you saying it
On May 28, 2009 ollieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee from england! wrote:
god i would love to be as smart as the doggy! the way he thinks is just sooo sexyyy
On May 27, 2009 keemaya gadgil from india wrote:
what's funny ?:(:(:(:(this poem is a bubu
On May 26, 2009 Shelby from WA wrote:
My dog is the smartest dog in the world! MA HA HA HA HA AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On May 26, 2009 keyan caswell from wa wrote:
that was funny iv'e never seen a ant play basket ball and a dog thinks two +two =five that dog must be really stupid. LOL
On May 24, 2009 Trixe from U.S.A wrote:
my dog is relly smart!!!!!!
On May 21, 2009 Pickle from U.S.A. wrote:
This poem is really silly, but it is really funny!
On May 21, 2009 iur68 from usa wrote:
this is very very very very ♥♥♥♥ funny
On May 21, 2009 Katelyn from Florida wrote:
OMG!!! This poem is so funny!
On May 21, 2009 Ope from New York wrote:
I know dogs can't talk, but this poem was really funny!!!!!!
On May 20, 2009 Shelby Williams from WA wrote:
I bet my dog is the smarter then yours
On May 19, 2009 ambar from dominicin republic wrote:
i love this poem it rocks its asome
On May 18, 2009 kenneth taylor from mi wrote:
that was awsome
On Mar 18, 2009 Daisjah from Pennsylvania wrote:
This is an awesome poem ! It makes you laugh !
On Aug 13, 2008 maria from australia wrote:
wow this so funnnyyyyyyyyyyyy
On Aug 13, 2008 julia nicole from australia wrote:
woweeeeee!i loved this poem! once i read it to my class then they all laugh !its great!
On Aug 12, 2008 lauree from aus wrote:
this was the amazing one i read this to my class but a dog could not talk or anything but can sleep hehe
On Aug 12, 2008 julia from australia wrote:
WOWEEEE...this poem is really funny !i have a dog shes a shih tzu i named it charlie and she not really smart but a little bit smart!but this is amazinggg!!!!!i really loved it KENN NESBITT rox!
On Jul 9, 2008 zack from australia wrote:
NAH DAH THE DOG ISNT THE SMARTEST WHAT IS THERE POINT AM I GOING TO MAKE A POEM SAYING HOW DUMB MY PETS ARE??? >8Þ
On Jul 9, 2008 LM from Singapore wrote:
it's quite a nice and funny peom to me.BUT dogs can't talk,right?
On Jul 6, 2008 caitlin from england wrote:
I really liked it , but the dog is quite smart because dogs cant do maths and english and stuff like that .
On Jun 23, 2008 sOULJA bOI from dA gHETto wrote:
Yo you allz are playa haters Kenn Nesbit's a G. Yo he's got skillz. Just kuz his dog been Trough some tough times doesents means you insult da player. Yo be disrespetin my homie G kenn nesbit, you be disrespectin the hood, yo im out. PEACE
On Jun 5, 2008 bobby mcbob-bob from canada wrote:
how can dogs talk?
On May 29, 2008 Karissa from USA wrote:
well if your dog is so dumb how can it talk?
On May 28, 2008 canadas from bio wrote:
it shoud say my dogs are retardid
On May 22, 2008 Gabby from NZ wrote:
LOL my dog is sort of dumb as well
On May 13, 2008 dylan from usa wrote:
I loved this poem it made me laugh
On Apr 23, 2008 Shakeel Hassim from Canada wrote:
I just loved this poem. Really made me laugh.
On Apr 14, 2008 Vanessa Ramirez from United States wrote:
Wow!I can't belive that dog is so dumb:)Belive it or not my dog is smart,cause he knows how to make pee standing only on his two front paws.Just incase you didn't know dogs do know math a little!!It's true i read it in a book!
On Apr 10, 2008 Lauren from Illinois wrote:
I LOVE THIS POEM MY DOG DID TOO!
On Apr 7, 2008 amanda from florida wrote:
hilarious poem!!!!
On Apr 3, 2008 Josepher from Russia wrote:
well. i dont have a dog, so i dont need to have a smart one. hahu.
On Mar 18, 2008 crystal from usa wrote:
that was cute! im crystal btw.
On Mar 18, 2008 wendy from US wrote:
That was funny! My dog is really dumb, too! This poem is perfect for my poetry project!! Rock on Kenn Nesbitt!!!!
On Mar 16, 2008 sammi from where ever youre not wrote:
that was dumb
On Mar 13, 2008 Stormsniper from USA wrote:
I thought this one was hilaruos!! more pps needa right comments!! rofl i am Storm so yall know
On Jan 15, 2008 bob from us wrote:
that is funny
On Jan 12, 2008 nicole from singapore wrote:
wowee that was awsome. I loved the part when the doggie said the sun was made of candybars .YUMMEE u r a fab poet KEN NESBITT you rock
On Jan 4, 2008 raghu from india wrote:
this poem deserves a round of applause!

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