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The Tighty-Whitey Spider: And More Wacky Animal Poems I Totally Made Up |
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 I guess the cat's out of the bag. I was browsing on Amazon.com today and I discovered that my next funny poetry collection, The Tighty-Whitey Spider: And More Wacky Animal Poems I Totally Made Up is now available for pre-order, even though the book won't be available until April 1, 2010.
This next book is a collection of 55 funny animal poems and songs, and includes a CD of me reciting the poems and singing the songs, complete with music, sound effects, and crazy voices, as usual. And, just like My Hippo Has the Hiccups, The Tighty-Whitey Spider will be beautifully illustrated by Ethan Long, the creator of Tickle the Duck!
So if you just can't wait and want to have it delivered the moment it's available next spring, you can go ahead and place your order now.
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Posted by kenn on Saturday, October 10 @ 17:43:10 CDT (269 reads)
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11-Year-Old Writes First Book of Funny Poems |
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 I've said it for years... you don't have to be 40 years old to write a book. In fact, you don't even have to be an adult. One example I've been giving recently is 9-year-old Alec Greven's book How To Talk To Girls. But, as the name implies, his book is a "How To," a collection of advice, not a collection of poems.
This week I discovered the first book of funny poetry I've seen that was written and illustrated by a kid. 11-year-old Gloson Teh of Malaysia has published his first book, a collection of poems he wrote when was just 9 years old, entitled Creative and Funny Poetry for Kids. Although Gloson has been writing for most of his life, he was inspired to start writing funny poetry after discovering poetry4kids.com. The result is this book "created by a happy kid to make your kids happy."
In addition to writing and illustrating his poetry, Gloson is also well-known in Malaysia for his blog, www.glosonblog.com, where he writes about the things he learns.
I hope you'll take the time to visit Gloson's poetry website and his blog. While you are there, be sure to read the message from Gloson's mom, where she explains about the creation and production of the Gloson's book, answers questions about Gloson, and offers some thoughts and advice to parents everywhere. And, of course, you should buy a copy of Gloson's book to help with his education and to encourage him to create more books of funny poetry.
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Posted by kenn on Tuesday, June 09 @ 19:55:22 CDT (1153 reads)
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Another Rave Review for My Hippo |
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 For Immediate Release Reviews - Kids (firrkids), a blog that reviews children's books, DVDs, toys, games, health products, and clothing, recently published a rave review of My Hippo Has the Hiccups. Here's a bit of what they had to say:
That fact that this book comes packaged with a CD means it comes pre-packaged with instant appeal. Never has a poetry book been so wildly popular at our house. We have listened to this well over a dozen times, and there is no sign of waning interest. Author Kenn Nesbitt makes his incredibly funny poems that much more enjoyable by personally reciting them in funny voices.
Read the rest of the review here. Thanks Firrkids!
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Posted by kenn on Wednesday, May 20 @ 18:32:25 CDT (685 reads)
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Review of the Day: My Hippo Has the Hiccups |
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 School Library Journal blogger Elizabeth Bird today gave My Hippo Has the Hiccups the most positive review I could have hoped for. She obviously read the book cover to cover and gave it careful, consideration. Here is some of what she had to say:
"Have you ever considered the plight of the truly frog-obsessed? Or taken into consideration the ramifications of what it means when vegetables get angry? Have you thought about what you would do with a hole in the ground if you could really get one all the way to China? Or subjected yourself to image of a penguin wearing a Speedo? Time to start, folks. In 109 poems poet Kenn Nesbitt applies serious (well, maybe not TOO serious) interest to these as well as other silly questions. Puns and poems, jokes and junk, this is a book for the kid with an id. An accompanying CD contains Mr. Nesbitt himself reading thirty-nine of what he hath wrought."
Click here to read the rest of the review.
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Posted by kenn on Friday, April 24 @ 09:09:52 CDT (620 reads)
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My Hippo Reviewed in May School Library Journal |
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 I found out from my publisher this morning that My Hippo Has the Hiccups is being reviewed in the May issue of School Library Journal.
This is what they had to say:
Gr 2-5-This is a zany and at times challenging volume of more than 100 poems, 39 of which are read by the author on an accompanying CD. Nesbitt's consistent rhythms and unforced rhymes make these poems readable, but his subject choices are what will amuse children: from not-too-smart talking dogs, to angry vegetables in a stew, to goofy dreams about pink-headed zebras, everything is fair game for wild interpretations and wordplay. "Learning Languages" illustrates this well: "My mom and dad learned Latin/many years ago in school./My brother's taking Spanish,/which he thinks is pretty cool./My sister studies French/because she loves the way they speak./But I just like computers/so I'm learning Ancient Geek." Long's spare line illustrations add humorous touches. This will be a popular addition to most collections.
-- Lee Bock, Glenbrook Elementary School, Pulaski, WI
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Posted by kenn on Wednesday, April 22 @ 19:04:25 CDT (588 reads)
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My Hippo Has the Hiccups |
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Posted by kenn on Sunday, March 08 @ 15:05:27 CDT (1310 reads)
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Website Exclusive! My Foot Fell Asleep |
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Great news! My first book of funny kids poetry, My Foot Fell Asleep, is now in print again, available exclusively through Lulu.com.
Originally published in 1998, My Foot Fell Asleep has been out of print for several years. Now, thanks to the wonderful world of "print-on-demand" publishing, this collection is once again available for those who just can't get enough funny poems.
My Foot Fell Asleep contains over 40 funny poems, many of which are not available anywhere else. And the delightful drawings by illustrator Michael Roberts make this a must-have collection.
The book is available in print and download editions (for those of you that can't wait for the print edition to come in the mail). My Foot Fell Asleep is not available in stores or anywhere on the Internet.
Want to know more? Click here for a free online preview.
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Posted by kenn on Wednesday, August 27 @ 18:56:29 CDT (822 reads)
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Revenge of the Lunch Ladies: The Hilarious Book of School Poetry by Kenn Nesbitt |
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 Following the success of When the Teacher Isn't Looking, Kenn Nesbitt delivers another funny school poetry collection. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is packed with over 45 silly poems and songs, which cover topics such as a principal who skipped school for the day, a science project that ate the student's dog, how lunch ladies get back at kids who complain about cafeteria food, the sad saga of a kid who forgot to tie his shoelaces, and how teachers celebrate on the last day of school.
Click here to order your personally autographed copy of Revenge of the Lunch Ladies now, exclusively from poetry4kids.com.
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Posted by kenn on Thursday, March 15 @ 21:16:23 CDT (4441 reads)
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Black Cat Bone: The Life of Blues Legend Robert Johnson by J. Patrick Lewis |
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 He goes to pickin' notes ungodly
From a land unknown, singin'
like a blackbird possessed . . .
Little Robert grew up fast.
He came from the muddy back roads of Mississippi, lived largely in mystery, and died young, leaving behind little more than two grainy photographs and a batch of tinny recordings. But with a guitar in his hands, he played and sang the blues like none before. His name? Robert Johnson: a man some have called the root of rock 'n' roll, a musician trailed by rumors that his guitar was tuned by the devil.
The poems of J. Patrick Lewis, haunting illustrations of Gary Kelley, and musical lyrics of Robert Johnson himself harmonize in Black Cat Bone to tell the tale of this most legendary bluesman. As the poems explore the humble origins, rambling travels, and tragic death of Johnson, chalk illustrations offer a window onto the legends that have taken root to explain his extraordinary skills. An endnotes section at the back of the book lends factual footing to the story of this 1930s guitarist and singer, offering a fuller picture of his rise, fall, and the myth-steeped legacy that surrounds him still.
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Posted by kenn on Saturday, September 16 @ 20:26:42 CDT (3762 reads)
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Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney by Kenn Nesbitt and Linda Knaus |
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 Laugh your way through the holiday season! Kenn Nesbitt and Linda Knaus—two of today's fastest rising poetry stars—will light up your holiday celebration with this book of cheerful Christmas poetry. Nesbitt and Knaus teamed up to create Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney, 20 charming poems capturing all the things that could go wrong during the holiday season, including hunting for a mall parking spot on the day after Thankstiving, Santa getting stuck in the chimney, eating unusual foods at a potluck Christmas dinner, and more.
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Posted by kenn on Tuesday, August 08 @ 21:58:48 CDT (3136 reads)
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