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More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites.

I Have to Write a PoemI Have to Write a Poem
I'm Building a RocketI'm Building a Rocket
My Car is Constructed of PicklesMy Car is Constructed of Pickles
Today I Touched the BuffalobsterToday I Touched the Buffalobster
My GirlfriendMy Girlfriend
My Dog is Running FasterMy Dog is Running Faster
I Dreamed that I Was Sound AsleepI Dreamed that I Was Sound Asleep
Our Mother's at a MeetingOur Mother's at a Meeting
If You Give a Mouse a MotorcycleIf You Give a Mouse a Motorcycle
My Mom's a VegetarianMy Mom's a Vegetarian
Snake MistakeSnake Mistake
A Rock Makes an Excellent PuppyA Rock Makes an Excellent Puppy
Polar BowlingPolar Bowling
A Dinosaur for ChristmasA Dinosaur for Christmas
My Birthday's On St. Patrick's DayMy Birthday's On St. Patrick's Day
AncientAncient
When Sarah Surfs the InternetWhen Sarah Surfs the Internet
If School Were More Like BaseballIf School Were More Like Baseball
Don't Ever Ask a CentipedeDon't Ever Ask a Centipede
Things You Don't Need to KnowThings You Don't Need to Know
Oh My Darling, Frankenstein<br />(Sung to the tune of Clementine)Oh My Darling, Frankenstein
(Sung to the tune of Clementine)
I'm Not Afraid of the DarkI'm Not Afraid of the Dark
Advice from DraculaAdvice from Dracula
Pansy P. PetuniaPansy P. Petunia
My Foot Fell AsleepMy Foot Fell Asleep
On New Year's DayOn New Year's Day
Imaginary FriendImaginary Friend
Our Teacher's a Football FanaticOur Teacher's a Football Fanatic
Gabby's Baby Beagle<br />(A Tongue Twister)Gabby's Baby Beagle
(A Tongue Twister)
My Special DietMy Special Diet

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