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Ned Nott and Sam Shott

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From the book A Bad Case of the Giggles

Ned Nott and Sam Shott

Ned Nott was shot
And Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
Or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
Then Shott was shot, not Nott.
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott —
but Nott.

 --Anonymous

 


From the Book A Bad Case of the Giggles