Poetry for Kids
  Login or Register
Home  ·  Poems  ·  Books  ·  Games  ·  News  ·  Store  ·  Links  ·  Mobile  ·  Search  ·  Your Account
 Word Games
 Main Menu



 Poetry Fun
 Home
 Funny Poems
 Books
 Poems by Category
 Email Newsletter
 Games
 News
 Podcast
 Poems by Email
 Poetry Lessons
 Rhyming Dictionary
 Surprise Me
 Store
 Surveys
 Web Links

 For Members
 Contests
 Forums
 Poetry Journals
 Your Account

 Articles
 About Kenn Nesbitt
 FAQ
 For Parents
 For Teachers

 School Visits
 School Visits
 Event Calendar
 Where's Kenn?

 Website
 Contact Kenn
 Facebook
 Search this Site
 Mobile Edition
 Statistics
 Link to Us

We received
112967000
page views since June 2004

 User Info
Welcome, Guest
Nickname
Password
Security Code: Security Code
Type Security Code

(Register)

Membership
Latest: seeja
New Today: 0
Yesterday: 26
Overall: 16430

People Online
Visitors: 395
Members: 1
Total: 396

Online Now
01: indewdene
 Subscribe

Use these buttons to read Poetry4kids news and poems in your favorite RSS news reader.

Funny Poems

AddThis Feed Button

Poetry4kids News

AddThis Feed Button

Follow Me on Twitter

 Kenn's Books

My Foot Fell Asleep

My Foot Fell Asleep - by Kenn Nesbitt

Greetings

Pleased to meet you.
Glad to know you.
Please come in
and let me show you
wondrous things
you've got to see:
sleeping feet
and royal tea,
private kingdoms,
camel schools,
magic soup,
and swimming 'ools,
lonely hippos,
skunkupines,
dancing ants,
and Frankestein!
Grab a chair
and have a seat.
Hang your coat,
put up your feet.
Come on in
and let me greet you.
Glad to know you.
Pleased to meet you.

Kenn Nesbitt

Copyright © 1998 Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved.

How to Buy This Book

Purchase Online

Support independent publishing: buy this book on Lulu.

Click the Add to Cart button to purchase My Foot Fell Asleep with a credit card from Lulu.com.

About this Book

Written by Kenn Nesbitt
Illustrated by Michael Roberts
Copyright © 1998 Kenn Nesbitt

Format: Paperback
52 pages
Published by: Purple Room Publshing
List Price: $9.95

Get ready to laugh as you discover the wonderfully zany poetry of Kenn Nesbitt! You'll read about the world's fastest bicycle and meanest pirate ever. You'll meet a marching band of musical ants, and a dragon who can't blow out his birthday candles. You'll learn how not to play with your food, and why you can't bring a camel to school. Children and adults alike will want to read these poems again and again.

 Poems by Email
Enter your email address for weekly funny poems.
 Sponsors


 Comments
Humpty's Big Fall
mystery girl wrote
hahaha! LOL it is short but funny
I Think My Dad is Dracula
lalalala wrote
i LOVE this poem!! It is amazing! I used to think my mom was a zombie :) hahahaha
Gobble, Gobble Went the Turkey
:d wrote
you have so much talent. continue feeding your burning passionate hunger towards writing poetry. Your comparisons about poetry made me laugh very hard, so thank you for making me happy.
 Songs
Click on the play button to hear songs co-written by Kenn Nesbitt.

 Facebook

About Us · Privacy Policy · Link to Us · Tell a Friend · Contact Us
Copyright © 2008, Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved.
Page Generation: 0.21 Seconds